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These 8 "Would You Rather" Questions Are Equal Parts Difficult And Disgusting

Sometimes poop and love don't go together.

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  1. 1. Would you rather:

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    Always shart a little right before you kiss?
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    Never kiss again?
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  1. 2. Would you rather:

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    Go to the bathroom right after bae pooped and hold your breath?
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    Watch bae go to the bathroom right after you've pooped and hold their breath?
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  1. 3. Would you rather:

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    Have an S.O. who texts you descriptions of their poop?
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    Have an S.O. who sends you pictures of it?
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  1. 4. Would you rather:

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    Meet a first date by telling them your name and the last time you saw corn in your poop?
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    Shake hands with a date after you've watched them pick a wedgie and smell their hand?
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  1. 5. Would you rather:

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    Only be able to flirt when you're constipated?
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    Only be able to sext while you're on the loo?
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  1. 6. Would you rather:

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    Have explosive diarrhea while you're having sex?
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    Have explosive diarrhea in their car on the first date?
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  1. 7. Would you rather:

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    Move in with someone only to find out that they have a poop stain on every pair of their underwear?
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    Move in with someone only to find out that they never flush?
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  1. 8. Would you rather:

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    Rip a stinky fart every time you orgasm?
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    Have a partner that passes gas whenever they're aroused?
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