Skip To Content
  • Quiz badge
  • Poll badge
Sep 29, 2018

It's Time To Make Some Difficult Dog Decisions

These boys are so good, it's hard to choose.

If you've ever played "F!&k, Marry, Kill," you know that you're usually presented with three people and you have to choose which one you'd do each of those things to.

CBS

This is the dog version. You have to choose one to scorn, one to pet, and one to snuggle. It's hard because none of them deserve to be scorned and all of them deserve to be snuggled, but that's the name of the game. Ready?

MTV

First up (from left to right): Husky, Australian Shepherd, and Old English Sheep Dog.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you snuggle?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes

Next round (from left to right): Beagle, Corgi, and Dachshund.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you snuggle?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes

It's time to choose between these gray boys (from left to right): Weimaraner, Great Dane, and Greyhound.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you snuggle?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes

How are you holding up so far? Time to choose between these grinning goobers (left to right): Mastiff, Chow Chow, and Poodle.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you snuggle?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes

Here's the small dog round (from left to right): Bichon Frise, Chihuahua, and Pomeranian.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you snuggle?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes

You've made it this far! This is the second to last round (from left to right): Pitbull, Pug, and Boxer.

Getty
  1. Which do you scorn?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you scorn?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you pet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which do you pet?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
  3.  
    vote votes
  1. Which do you snuggle?