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These 16 Women Were Fed Up With Being Pregnant And The Results Were Hilarious AF

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We asked members of the Buzzfeed Community to tell us the craziest things they've done to induce their labor and the responses were simply hilarious:

(We don't recommend attempting any of these things to induce labor, but if you do, definitely consult with your physician first.)

1. "I blasted Lady Gaga and bounced on a giant yoga ball for hours while eating hot salsa, then had sex and made my partner hold me upside down so his man juices would move the process along..."

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"Then I started the process again the next morning!"

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2. "Labor with my first son started when I was watching porn and climaxed."

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3. "I did cartwheels until I was dizzy in my parents' front yard."

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4. "Coffee potty. Google it."

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Ok, so we Googled it. In addition to finding articles saying it might not be safe, we learned the process. Coffee potty is when you put a plastic bowl in your toilet and add one to two cups of coffee grounds and boiling water, then sit on the toilet for 20 minutes with a towel on your lap. The steam and caffeine from this loo brew supposedly causes contractions. Uhh...

5. "I literally ate my weight in pineapple covered with cayenne pepper, and all I did was shit."

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6. "I had hot and steamy butt sex in the shower with lots of soap and lube, and my baby was in my arms before the sun came up."

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7. "I was so desperate that I faked contractions for three hours to get admitted to the hospital, then was given Pitocin and didn't have to fake it anymore!"

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—Tori Merida, Facebook

8. "I ran up and down the stairs, danced all afternoon, and drank castor oil multiple times. And that shit is disgusting."

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9. "I heard that spicy foods induced labor so I ate the spicy ramen from the Spicy Noodle Challenge like five times. So. Much. Pain."

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—Johanna Lazaro, Facebook

10. "My mom made me eat a giant steak and ride around their yard on a lawnmower. The neighbors thought I was crazy and it didn't even work."

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11. "I went to a pet store that had baby animals up for adoption. Seeing all of those adorable little faces kicked me right into labor."

12. "My husband and I watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia nonstop for 24 hours in hopes of laughing the baby out! And it worked!"

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13. "When I was 39 weeks pregnant and frustrated, I finally looked at my stomach one night and screamed, 'Get out!' Scared the crap out of my dog and my water broke the next morning."

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"I guess the baby listened."

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14. "I ran up and down the stairs of our apartment building in subzero temps, ate cabbage salad with balsamic vinegar, swing danced, had lots of sex, and drove down a bumpy road, all in one day. I gave birth the next day!"

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–Victoria Olson, Facebook

15. "I picked a fight with my husband and got so mad so it put me into labor!"

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—Sarah Armstrong, Facebook

16. "I've tried absolutely everything now, even screaming at my vagina, 'WHYYYYYYYY?!'

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But the baby is still in there, the little twerp.

—Teegan Holm, Facebook

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Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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