jenniferj32

Biden got the nomination Tuesday night. He’s not the “presumptive” nominee—he’s the nominee. Sheesh.

Yeah, we suck. It’s awful.

Yorktown’s ending when they’re on tables and Lafayette says “we won we won we won we WON.” Goosebumps.

Why the ever living hell is White House one word in this article???

I wish we hadn’t DIY’d so much. Yeah, we saved money, but our friends didn’t help nearly as much as promised and it kind of sucked to have the reception end at 11 and have to go around and clean up in my wedding dress instead of hanging out with my husband. And my friends who packed… Read More

Doc McStuffins.

Australia might be hard to tour since it’s ON FIRE.

I’m 40 and supporting my parents. We didn’t plan on it like this. My dad’s business failed and my mom had to leave her job because of a bad knee. They took early social security, which was a huge mistake because they only get 1/3 of what they would have if they’d waited until 67.… Read More

When we were first dating, we were leaving a bar when he saw a toad on the sidewalk. He picked it up and said he wanted to show me something cool. He squeezed the toad’s back to show that poison milks out—except it squirted me in the eye! I had contacts in and it burned like crazy.… Read More

Just because I had a baby, people think I have given up on my ambitions. When I travel for work they’re horrified that I can be away from my kid for several days at a time. I love my daughter to the moon and back, but she’s just fine with her dad for a few days here and there while… Read More