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The whole date was boring and when I finally came up with an excuse to leave, I gave him a hug just to be nice (and I'm really bad at telling someone I'm not into them). He texted me 30 minutes later and said, "I found a strand of your hair on me. It makes me miss you." After that… Read More

After 2am, you cannot go into a convenience store to buy beer. But you can order it a bank teller type window.

Beer! The prices are so much better than a liquor store. I always stock up on Chimay!

Wawa, definitely! I know it's a convenience store, but their sandwiches are FANTASTIC... and it's handy that they're open 24 hours.

Honestly, anything poop released.

I had just quit my dream job where my boss told me, "You'll never do anything without me." A few months later, I flew to France and hiked over the Pyrenees into Spain. I had to stop every 10 minutes to catch my breath, I couldn't feel my hands or feet and I just wanted to cry the… Read More

I drink. Only drink.

A rumor in my high school was that a couple had sex under the stairs by the principle's office and used a CVS bag instead of a condom.

Heavyweights! Ben Stiller at his best!