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Here's A First Look At "Heathers: The Musical"

The classic 80s dark comedy is hitting New World Stages 25 years after its movie release. What's your damage, Heather?

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Heathers: The Musical is coming to Off-Broadway this March, and BuzzFeed got a sneak peek at one of their rehearsals.

Think of it as the "Mean Girls of the 80s," but way more provocative.
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Think of it as the "Mean Girls of the 80s," but way more provocative.

Heather, Heather, and Heather reenact some of their famous one-liners.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

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"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast, Heather?"

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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

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The bitchy trio sing a song called "Candy Store" and it's actually really catchy.

It's just as inappropriate as the movie.

"You've just got to prove you're not a pussy anymore."

And Heather Chandler doesn't want ANYONE to steal her spotlight.

Veronica and J.D. share an intimate moment and express their emotions through song, obviously.

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And then they make out.

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~TrUe LoVe~

The Heathers consider letting Veronica join their group.

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And then decide to change everything about her.

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There’s an entire song dedicated to Ram and Kurt's staged suicide love pact called “My Dead Gay Son.”

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In which the dads apparently realize they're also gay.

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It's basically everything you expected.

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And Heather doesn't disappoint.

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Now here's some cast photos!

Heather, Heather, Heather, J.D., and Veronica:

Elle McLemore, Alice Lee, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Ryan McCartan and Barrett Wilbert Weed
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Elle McLemore, Alice Lee, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Ryan McCartan and Barrett Wilbert Weed

Veronica and Martha:

Barrett Wilbert Weed and Katie Ladner
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Barrett Wilbert Weed and Katie Ladner

Ram and Kurt:

Jon Eidson and Evan Todd
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Jon Eidson and Evan Todd

Veronica and J.D.:

Barrett Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan
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Barrett Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan

Bonus: A blooper from Heather!

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Heathers: The Musical previews begin at New World Stages on March 15.

The show opens March 31.
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The show opens March 31.

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