Which "Wet Hot American Summer" Character Are You?
You're silent and strong, and you don't care about being in the spotlight because you know the real power is behind the scenes. You're creative, take pride in your work, and all you ask is that people take that work seriously.
It's nice being you, because you've just gotten to this point in your life where you know who you are and what you're doing, and you can kind of enjoy the general shit-storm that is the world around you while maintaining a level of calm. You're mature and put together, but people would be wrong to mistake you for boring. You still know how to have a good time.
You're ambitious, observant, and never afraid to stand up to authority. You demand the best out of the people around you, but that's because you demand the best out of yourself. You know we're all just trying to make sense of this crazy world!
You are a quintessential dude. Just so chill. You're laid back, supportive, and observant of all the craziness around you. You take in the shenanigans and react accordingly. Everyone loves having you around.
You are brave, resourceful, and excellent under pressure. You might feel like you get pushed out of the spotlight but rest assured: you are the hero. They'll see. They'll all see.
You are confident, sensual, and untethered to societal expectations about how much you should be making out, and with whom, and how often. You're game for whatever! As long as there's gum.
You are confident, seductive, and completely comfortable in your body. You're something of a wild child, but offer no apologies for you escapades. You're doing you, and that's admirable.
You are a big softie hiding under some intense bravado, but you need to let that softie out! Everyone will love you for it. You're romantic, dedicated, and completely unstoppable when you have a goal in front of you. You also really know how to wear a pair of cut-offs.
You are strong, independent, and emotionally capable, if a little bit doubtful of these strengths. You value your relationships — especially the one with yourself — but that's a good thing! You just have to make sure you're getting back as much as you're giving.
Sometimes it feels like you're just waiting for everyone to grow up already. You're mature, responsible, ready for commitment, and you kind of don't understand why the rest of the world doesn't also have their shit together.
You are a rock. You're a font of wisdom, courage, confidence, and self-acceptance, and you share all of this with the toughest of love. Everyone who knows you is better for it.
You are the person to be when anything needs to GET DONE, and you do not care about making some enemies when you're going after a goal. You're enthusiastic, talented, proud of your work, and you have zero need for any bullshit attitude and/or baggage.
You can't be judged by your tough, intimidating exterior. Actually, you can't be judged at all! So what if you've got a heart of gold and an interest in more salacious solo activities underneath it all? YOU'RE good with YOU and that's all that matters.
You're brilliant, charming, curious about the world, and just a tad quick-tempered. It's no surprise that you're moving up in the ranks. Everything is coming up Henry.
You are a natural leader: motivated, intelligent, and tough. You can't be everyone's friend since you're calling all the shots, but you're a dedicated partner who will learn the history of astrophysics if need be.
You are young, vital, and radiating magnetic charm. You have a big heart, but you're also practical about your priorities. And why shouldn't you be? You know what you want [sex, specifically with Andy] and you know how to get it.
Oh, Coop. You are so lovable, funny, optimistic to a fault, and the epitome of the good guy, so it sucks when things don't work out for you. It might feel like you are perpetually lovelorn, but don't worry. One day the world will rise up to meet you.
Oh, hmm. How to put this. You're kind of a jerk? Like you're super good looking — one could say, cut from marble — but you're pretty selfish, in a general state of apathy, and possibly a real danger to children. But there's a chance this is coming from a sense of disconnect with the world around you? Go write about it in your gournal.