What Will You Be Famous For?
You've never been one to see an injustice and just take it sitting down, and it's only a matter of time before the world notices. Will it be a big and bold exit from your job? Will it be the stern letter you tweet about the airline that has taken advantage of you? Will it be a tantrum at the Apple store? The world is full of wrongdoers; go ahead and right them.
You've trained your whole life for it. This isn't a surprise. But how exciting will it be to have your moment in the sun? When you score that touchdown. Or nail that landing. Or hit that home run. What a world!
So not everyone shares your interests. So what? Does that make it any less impressive when you grow a 20-pound onion? Are the people in the county fair circuit any less stoked to meet you? Of course not. Take that blue ribbon to the bank.
You've got that million dollar idea and the chutzpah to get it up and going. Maybe it's a social network that shares smells? Maybe it's an app that identifies celebrity butts? IDK! You're the mastermind! And the world will be, at least briefly, better for you.
You're probably not surprised by this result. You've been training for this moment your whole life. The question is: will your audition be memorable because no one saw it coming, and you wowed everyone with your surprise talent, a la Susan Boyle? Or are you more the William Hung? No worries, you're a BONAFIDE CELEB either way.
You kind of always knew it — if you just had a big enough audience, the rest of the world would recognize and love you for your silly charm. Maybe it's a stunt; maybe it's a catch phrase. Just be ready to do the morning news circuit! BROOM BROOM, right??? LOL.
You're not trying to become a star; you just want the rest of the world to appreciate your hilarious and quirky pet! And boy will they. Your pup's ability to get food from the pantry (IDK, I'm not the dog owner) will win you millions of fans and followers. Don't let it get to your buddy's head!
Guess what? All those years of introspection are going to pay off! Maybe your blog is a hit, or maybe it's the result of a rigorous learning and writing and editing. Either way, it turns out your life is just as interesting to the rest of the world as it is to you. Congrats!!!
Ahhhh don't sweat it. Seriously, DO NOT sweat it. It might be embarrassing at first, but in your infamy is lots of love. Think about how many people will find joy in the fact that you, in a momentary lapse of common sense, guessed "Larry Potter"! Who's that guy?!? Hilarious.
If someone asked you, you would bet that you'd never see your fifteen minutes of fame. Who, you? You're just living your life, doing your thing! Which is why your story is that much MORE compelling when you get caught in a disaster (what are those newborn puppies doing in the middle of the street????) and you rise to the occasion. You had it in you all along!