16 One Direction Souvenirs You Can Buy In London, Ranked

    I went to London and found out that there are so many things you can put the faces of One Direction on. Presented from worst to best.

    Arianna Rebolini
    by Arianna Rebolini

    BuzzFeed Staff

    16. Cardboard cutout

    Get outta here with your non-life-size cardboard cutout.

    15. Chocolate bar

    It's like Zayn's face was merely an afterthought in this "teen idol" chocolate bar. NICE TRY.

    14. Doll

    Hahahaha ummm sorry but DEAD, SOULLESS EYES ALERT.

    13. Charm bracelet

    IDK, seems flimsy.

    12. Erasers

    I MEAN YEAH IF YOU WANT TO WEEP AS YOU'RE ERASING/SLOWING WEARING AWAY LIAM'S FACE?!

    11. Collectible keychain

    Great in and of itself, but this store inexplicably did NOT have Louis and for a brief moment the panic of "BUT WHAT IF I CAN'T COLLECT THEM ALL" was unbearable.

    10. Singing keychain

    Pros: Just one keychain (no pressure to "collect them all"), shaped like a heart (for love)

    Cons: Very small (can barely make out angelic faces), doesn't play "Best Song Ever"

    9. Writing utensils

    Pretty standard as a whole, but there's a hierarchy even within them. From worst to best: pencils (worn down too easily), markers (when was the last time you used a marker???), GEL PENS

    8. Signature necklace

    Good for fans as well as potential forgery artists.

    7. Makeup bag

    "Girl, you look so great" — One Direction, every time you grab some lip gloss.

    6. Stick-on nails

    Not all who want Harry Styles stick-on nails have the hands of six-year-olds.

    5. Travel mug

    For the environment!!

    4. iPhone cover

    Points for maximum daily exposure (what do you see more regularly than your phone?), but call me when there's one for Android.

    3. Classic pin

    Beautiful in its simplicity.

    2. 3D Poster

    It's like you can reach out and touch them.

    1. "Party" mask

    THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE.