If You Have Never Seen "Star Wars" Before

Glad you asked!

Star Wars is coming out this weekend!

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Typical level of excitement if you're not a fan.

You probably never get the jokes or feel connected when people use Star Wars references IRL.

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So how do you let the force of not caring still be with you while super fans are reciting quotes?

Empty a box of wine into a trash can when someone starts talking about a jedi, R2D2, or the hairy chewbacca thing.

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Take big gulps and give your best "pretending to care" face.

Since this movie has probably taken all your friends, family and Christmas away from you this weekend, grab a travel magazine and paste photos of you next to hot models in a fabulous vacation collage.

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#Blessed

If you're not being dragged to see the movie this weekend, throw a party with your other friends who don't care!

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Well, more than likely it will be a party of one since almost everyone is obsessed and probably already waiting in line for a ticket.

There are also way cooler movies being released this weekend.

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Go see Alvin and the Chimpmunks: The Road Chip or Sisters.

Of course whenever someone finds out you haven't seen any of the movies they want to start a movie marathon rally. IF you must compromise there's only one movie to watch: Spaceballs.

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It's like if Star Wars had a funnier, hotter older brother.

Basically just remain united in our zero-fucks-given bliss.

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