22 Guesses At What Mitt Romney Has Googled

“Birds: why?”

First, The Onion released this video imagining what Romney’s leaked Google history (and the Obama campaign’s response) would look like:

Twitter users were inspired.

1.

How many times do humans laugh? #RomneyGoogleHistory— David Ross

2.

“What was my last position on all political issues?” #RomneyGoogleHistory— David Ross

3.

birds: why? #romneygooglehistory

— Jonathan Sirlin (@jsirlin)

birds: why? #romneygooglehistory— Jonathan Sirlin

4.

Just for men touch of grey #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Vince Sidoti (@VeeSidoti)

Just for men touch of grey #RomneyGoogleHistory— Vince Sidoti

5.

christian grey income #RomneyGoogleHistory

— ologies (@ologies)

christian grey income #RomneyGoogleHistory— ologies

6.

Pennsylvania's wealthiest Amish #romneygooglehistory

— Demian Johnston (@DemianJohnston)

Pennsylvania’s wealthiest Amish #romneygooglehistory— Demian Johnston

7.

Are Avery products more durable than Mead? #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Cameron Giniel (@cameronginiel)

Are Avery products more durable than Mead? #RomneyGoogleHistory— Cameron Giniel

8.

Horse tears #RomneyGoogleHistory

— nik (@DoubleSoupTues)

Horse tears #RomneyGoogleHistory— nik

9.

"Wolf vs Kitten, uncensored" #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Matthew J. Leahy (@MatthewJLeahy)

“Wolf vs Kitten, uncensored” #RomneyGoogleHistory— Matthew J. Leahy

10.

oil can face rust #RomneyGoogleHistory

— PatrickRipoll (@PatrickRipoll)

oil can face rust #RomneyGoogleHistory— PatrickRipoll

11.

What Women Want, Mel Gibson, IMDB quotes #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Quite Lowbrow (@droogie6655321)

What Women Want, Mel Gibson, IMDB quotes #RomneyGoogleHistory— Quite Lowbrow

12.

Paul Ryan Ayn Rand kissing #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Ryan H. (@mainepitt)

Paul Ryan Ayn Rand kissing #RomneyGoogleHistory— Ryan H.

13.

Is touching 1 dollar bills sanitary? #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Josh Harless (@harlessjosh)

Is touching 1 dollar bills sanitary? #RomneyGoogleHistory— Josh Harless

14.

How do you photoshop an Osama beard on Obama's face and upload it to YouTube? #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Drew Michael (@drewmcomedy)

How do you photoshop an Osama beard on Obama’s face and upload it to YouTube? #RomneyGoogleHistory— Drew Michael

15.

#RomneyGoogleHistory who is Nicki Minaj

— Alexander the Great (@LustingForLife)

#RomneyGoogleHistory who is Nicki Minaj— Alexander the Great

16.

#RomneyGoogleHistory funny jokes clean

— probably the devil (@emakbakia_)

#RomneyGoogleHistory funny jokes clean— probably the devil

17.

Michelle Obama arm workout #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Maddie Lane (@_madzo)

Michelle Obama arm workout #RomneyGoogleHistory— Maddie Lane

18.

Car Elevator Repair #RomneyGoogleHistory

— Justin Tillinghast (@TurboBU)

Car Elevator Repair #RomneyGoogleHistory— Justin Tillinghast

19.

#RomneyGoogleHistory is yoga safe or witchcraft

— Boss Squids (@davidjritter)

#RomneyGoogleHistory is yoga safe or witchcraft— Boss Squids

20.

#RomneyGoogleHistory Cure for werewolf

— Holy Oators (@Pilgrim945)

#RomneyGoogleHistory Cure for werewolf— Holy Oators

21.

Biden, nipple quantity #romneygooglehistory

— Demian Johnston (@DemianJohnston)

Biden, nipple quantity #romneygooglehistory— Demian Johnston

22.

#RomneyGoogleHistory do worms have butts

— Max (@maxinspace)

#RomneyGoogleHistory do worms have butts— Max

Some people have made suggestions about Obama’s Google history as well.

23.

#ObamaGoogleHistory How to win debates

— C.H.A.R.M. (@CHARMtheMEDIA)

#ObamaGoogleHistory How to win debates— C.H.A.R.M.

24.

#ObamaGoogleHistory how to iron jeans

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn)

#ObamaGoogleHistory how to iron jeans— Imaumbnâ„¢

Thus far, both #BidenGoogleHistory and #RyanGoogleHistory remain woefully underexploited.

25.

#BidenGoogleHistory Jersey Shore season 6 spoilers

— Samantha Logue (@sclogue07)

#BidenGoogleHistory Jersey Shore season 6 spoilers— Samantha Logue

26.

True Life: I have two first names #RyanGoogleHistory

— Kristin Crowder (@kristins101)

True Life: I have two first names #RyanGoogleHistory— Kristin Crowder

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