We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest crime stories they've ever heard of. Here are the truly iconic results. 1. This starving scholar: UPI / Via upi.com —katt4 2. This AC/DC addict: Metro.co.uk / Via metro.co.uk —Anna Kopsky 3. This Wisconsin winner: Twin Cities Pioneer Press / Via twincities.com —rmhain 4. This cat bully: Omaha World-Herald / Via omaha.com —alys4b 5. This woman, who has clearly never heard of Halloween stores: CBS Pittsburgh / Via cbsnews.com —annalee10 6. This guy, who's a real ~sucker~: CBS —graces4 7. These people who just went for it: Newser / Via newser.com —bscorp13 8. This dude, who just wanted some likes: Business Insider / FOX 13 —bethanyp4 9. This master of disguise: Gawker / Via gawker.com —kalicalamity 10. This expert tradesman: Now 8 News —Sarah Wainschel 11. This dedicated owner: FOX / Via foxnews.com —emily27 12. This guy who just knows what he wants: New York Daily News —Mallory Amanda, Facebook 13. This taco trouble: USA Today / Taco Bell / Via usatoday30.usatoday.com —Brett Vergara 14. This preschool pandemonium: ABC 13 / Via abc13.com —Jesse Malane, Facebook 15. This pup problem: NBC Miami / Via nbcmiami.com —Jordan Christine, Facebook 16. And this... entire situation: Daily Telegraph / Mars / Via dailytelegraph.com.au —Nikki Francois Want to be featured on BuzzFeed? Follow the BuzzFeed Community on Facebook and Twitter!