We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest crime stories they've ever heard of. Here are the truly iconic results.
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This starving scholar:
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This Wisconsin winner:
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This woman, who has clearly never heard of Halloween stores:
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This guy, who's a real ~sucker~:
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These people who just went for it:
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This dude, who just wanted some likes:
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This master of disguise:
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This expert tradesman:
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This dedicated owner:
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This guy who just knows what he wants:
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This preschool pandemonium:
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And this... entire situation:
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