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21 Movie Monsters Who Are Actually Kind Of Hot

Because who wants to hook up with a pathetic human?

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1. Imhotep, The Mummy and The Mummy Returns

Universal / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: His body makes the 3,000-year wait for resurrection worth it.

Best Feature: His ability to conjure up a plague of locusts.

2. R, Warm Bodies

Summit Entertainment / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: We know his heart won't be the only thing working extra hard tonight.

Best Feature: His sensitive soul.

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3. Laurie, Trick ‘r Treat

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Why She's Prime Banging Material: She's a Red Riding Hood in the streets, and a wolf in the sheets.

Best Feature: Her teeth. She knows how to use them.

4. Master Gracey, The Haunted Mansion

Walt Disney Co. / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He can't wait to reveal himself to you. And he has an entire mansion full of rooms to do it in.

Best Feature: His accent.

5. Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus

Walt Disney Pictures / Buena Vista Pictures / Via sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He's been waiting to use his mouth for too long.

Best Feature: His mouth, duh.

6. Female Cenobite, Hellraiser

New World Pictures / Via images.alphacoders.com

Why She's Prime Banging Material: Her unofficial nickname is “DeepThroat,” so do with that what you will.

Best Feature: Her composure.

7. Sully, Monsters, Inc.

Buena Vista Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He's the top scarer, so he knows all sorts of ways to make you scream.

Best Feature: His hunky physique.

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8. Davy Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Walt Disney Co. / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: So many tentacles. So many possibilities.

Best Feature: Dat beard, though.

9. The Pale Man, Pan’s Labyrinth

Picturehouse / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He's got big hands, and an even bigger appetite.

Best Feature: His hands...his eyes...his hand-eyes?

11. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Buena Vista Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He can remove any part of his body with no consequence. Imagine the possibilities.

Best Feature: His swoonworthy singing voice.

12. Maurice, Little Monsters

United Artists / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: You know he'll have no trouble finding your bed in the dark.

Best Feature: He looks dashing in a leather jacket.

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13. Scott Howard, Teen Wolf

MGM / Courtesy Everett Collection

Why He's Prime Banging Material: He's a grower, not a shower.

Best Feature: How comfortable he is in his own skin. And fur.

17. Pennywise the Clown, IT

ABC / Warner Home Video / Via villains.wikia.com)

Why It's Prime Banging Material: He'll scare the pants off you. And you'll like it.

Best Feature: He already knows your darkest secrets.

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18. No Face, Spirited Away

Toho / Studio Ghibli / Via spiritedaway.wikia.com

Why He's Prime Banging Material: You know that once he’s yours, he’s yours for life.

Best Feature: His generosity. Whether you want it or not.

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