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19 Jokes Anyone Who’s Ever Been Drunk Will Love

Pls send help and some Taco Bell.

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to show us their favorite posts about being drunk. Here are the painfully real results.

Note: Not all submissions were sent in by Community users.

1. When a long week comes to an end and you're like, "I deserve this":

2. When you don't get as drunk as everyone else and have to be a goddamn hero:

3. When your friend checks on you, and you swear you're good:

4. When you've had a few and your wallet feels thicker than usual:

5. When you try to be a good pal but alcohol isn't making it easy:

6. The moment you realize the alcohol has hit:

7. When you have to look out for your BFF, but you're also interested in life's possibilities:

8. When that *one* friend wants to keep adventuring, but you're ready to go home:

9. When you think you're done for the night, but then you're gifted with some sick beats:

10. When your body's ready to go home, but your brain isn't:

11. And you think you're being a great direction-giver, but it's really going like this:

12. When someone offers to deliver you safely to your place of residence, and you're overcome with gratitude:

13. When you arrive home after six beers and you find literal treasure in your kitchen:

14. And when you snuggle up under the covers with your macaroni and cheese, reminiscing about your night:

15. When you know you have to wake up for work soon, but your drunk-ass body feels like you're spinning in outer space:

16. When you wake up to pee at 4 a.m. and you don't know what planet you're on:

17. When you open your texts the next morning and realize you were a different person the night before:

18. So you roll out of bed and painfully face reality:

19. And you promise you'll never let yourself suffer like this again, though deep down you know better:

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