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17 Moments Everyone With A Vagina Has Experienced While Masturbating

*Accomplishes one small task* TIME FOR A MASTURBATION BREAK.

1. When you're bored so you might as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. When everyone's home and you have to be stealthy AF

Stacking a million pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator isn't exactly ideal, but what else are you going to do, let everyone listen to the dulcet sounds of your orgasm?

3. And when no one's home so you can actually make some damn noise for once

4. When you wind up thinking about someone you'd definitely rather not think about

5. When your vibrator's battery fails at the most inopportune moment

6. When you knocked one thing off your to-do list and have to reward your hard work

7. When you're on your period and have to make some important choices

8. When everything sucks and you just need some endorphins.

9. When the porn is kind of questionable, but you're kind of curious

10. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms

11. When you're in the shower and want to see what all the fuss is about

12. When you low-key make your clit go numb thanks to the highest setting on your vibrator

13. When you need to put yourself to sleep

14. When you need to get creative and do some desperate DIY

15. When you have a hot date with a new toy

16. When your hand cramps up but you valiantly carry on

17. And finally, when you seduce the fuck out of yourself because you're worth it