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This blunt print that will remind them every day to keep chasing their badass ambition.
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This cuddly blanket to get them through long winter nights in the dungeon.
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This pair of headphones to blast the Weird Sisters to tune out those loud, loud Gryffindors.
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This messenger bag that will get them from Potions to Defense Against the Dark Arts in style.
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This heavenly candle that will turn any space into Slytherin common room.
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This subtle decal to show off House pride even when they're busy getting shit done.
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This notebook where they can keep track of all their cunning plans.
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This chic poster for any snake who's a little dependent on coffee to achieve their ends.
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This ring that glitters and shows off their most Slytherin trait.
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These fuzzy socks to keep them warm when it gets drafty in the dungeons.
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This bracelet for the snakes who like to wear their plans on their sleeves.
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This brooch that will help people make no mistake who they are dealing with.
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This mug that serves as a casual reminder to their haters.
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This pouch that no resourceful snake would ever be caught dead without.
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This pillow that's at home in any (not really) evil lair.
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This tote that lets them show off their House colors everywhere they go.
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This clock to help them utilize every hour of the day.
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These serpent bookends to keep all their Potions books right where they belong.
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This plaque for every snake who has moved from ruling Hogwarts to dominating the real world.
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This mug that just about sums up what they're about.
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This tie necklace that will help them suit up no matter what they're wearing.
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This velvet choker that will add flair to any drab Hogwarts uniform.
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This throw pillow that will add a dash of House pride to any room.
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This wax seal to make any piece of Owl Post even more magical.
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This sweatshirt that's perfect for boosting their team spirit.
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This House points necklace to proudly display Slytherin's unquestionable lead.
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