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35 Things To Buy Your Favorite Slytherin

Mind if they Slytherin to your gift bag?

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1. This blunt print that will remind them every day to keep chasing their badass ambition.

Get it from BuyNowBitches on Etsy for $8.10.

2. This cuddly blanket to get them through long winter nights in the dungeon.

Get it from Becky Betancourt on Society 6 for $41.65.

3. This minimalist poster so they're never really out of uniform.

Get it from TristanBennington on Society 6 for $12.38.

4. This cheeky keychain that will poke fun at their ~dark reputation~.

"There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin." Yeah, OK.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

5. This poster of wand movements in Slytherin colors so they can keep a leg up on the other Houses.

Perfect for taking down Gryffindors in dueling club.

Get it from WellSaidCreations on Etsy for $22.

6. This pair of headphones to blast the Weird Sisters to tune out those loud, loud Gryffindors.

Get them from BoxLunch for $12.90.

7. This messenger bag that will get them from Potions to Defense Against the Dark Arts in style.

Get it from EmmasCuriosities on Etsy for $47.40.

8. This heavenly candle that will turn any space into Slytherin common room.

Amber, spruce, white sage, with hints of sandalwood, jasmine, evergreen, moss, cinnamon, and cedarwood — aka proof that Slytherin is definitely the best-smelling common room.

Get it from theleakycandle on Etsy for $13.

9. This subtle decal to show off House pride even when they're busy getting shit done.

Get it from TreeCityDesigns on Etsy for $4.95.

10. This snarky cross-stitch that says it so they don't have to.

Get it from TheQuoteWallDesigns on Etsy for $28.

11. This notebook where they can keep track of all their cunning plans.

Get it from Barnes & Noble for $19.95.

12. This chic poster for any snake who's a little dependent on coffee to achieve their ends.

Get it from On Love and Coffee on Etsy for $3.99.

13. This ring that glitters and shows off their most Slytherin trait.

Get it from AuthoredAdornments on Etsy for $22.

14. These fuzzy socks to keep them warm when it gets drafty in the dungeons.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

15. This bracelet for the snakes who like to wear their plans on their sleeves.

Get it from EmandCait on Etsy for $18.

16. This brooch that will help people make no mistake who they are dealing with.

Get it from iloveyardleydecember on Etsy for $9.99.

17. This no-nonsense notebook to help them keep track of all their goals.

Get it from Cool Material for $9.95.

18. This mug that serves as a casual reminder to their haters.

Get it from PrettyPennyPrints on Etsy for $22.

19. This pouch that no resourceful snake would ever be caught dead without.

Get it from nyxsullivan on Society 6 for $11.90.

20. This pillow that's at home in any (not really) evil lair.

Get it from Thebookloversguide on Society 6 for $17.

21. These badges for the best of the best.,

Get them on Amazon for $21.95 and $18.56.

22. This tote that lets them show off their House colors everywhere they go.

Get it from Hathi Ink on Society 6 for $15.30.

23. This clock to help them utilize every hour of the day.

Get it from CORNELL on Society 6 for $25.50.

24. These serpent bookends to keep all their Potions books right where they belong.

Get it on Wayfair for $48.99.

25. This plaque for every snake who has moved from ruling Hogwarts to dominating the real world.

Get it from MagnifiqueStudio on Etsy for $4.99.

26. This mug that just about sums up what they're about.

Get it from LookHuman for $15.20.

27. This tie necklace that will help them suit up no matter what they're wearing.

Get it from TheChicyCauldron on Etsy for $8.

28. This velvet choker that will add flair to any drab Hogwarts uniform.

Get it from Hot Topic for $6.37.

29. This throw pillow that will add a dash of House pride to any room.

Get it from cryptovolans on Society 6 for $17.

30. This wax seal to make any piece of Owl Post even more magical.

Get it from The Noble Collection for $29.50.

31. This dainty ring to subtly show off their mascot.

Get it from SkyesPurpleCloud on Etsy for $12.81.

32. This sweatshirt that's perfect for boosting their team spirit.

Get it from Dreambigzz on Etsy for $33.

33. This House points necklace to proudly display Slytherin's unquestionable lead.

Get it from Teresa Anne Designs on Etsy for $38.

34. These stylish coasters for keeping Butterbeer rings off their tables.

Get it from DapperDekko on Etsy for $12.

35. And finally, the Harry Potter series in Slytherin colors so they can relive the magic in style.

Get it from Juniper Books for $275.

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