Wizarding Week


Sort These "One Tree Hill" Characters Into Their Hogwarts Houses
I don't want to be anything other than a sorting hat.

Can You Find Newt Scamander?
Where is that sneaky wizard?

We Know Your Fave Makeup Brand Based On Your Fave "Harry Potter" Character
One of these brands has to come out with a HP line soon, right?!

If Hogwarts Taught Sex Ed
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"

39 Questions We Have About Health At Hogwarts
There has to be a potion to take care of Firewhisky hangovers, right?

How Fluent Are You In Parseltongue?
Can you open the Chamber of Secrets?

Which "Harry Potter" Squad Do You Belong To Based On Your Zodiac?
Stars never lie, just like Professor Trelawney.

17 Things You Only Understand If You Grew Up With "Harry Potter"
I still solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Can We Guess Your Hogwarts House From Your "Kardashians" Opinions?
"Stretch marks and being sorted into Hufflepuff are, like, my biggest fears of life."

Could You Pass Your "Harry Potter" Herbology O.W.L.?
Better brush off your copy of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi.

What % Muggle Are You?
Muggles, a.k.a. non-magic folk.

Can We Guess Your Favorite Sex Position From Your Favorite "Harry Potter" Character?
We know how you prefer to get your Basilisk into a Chamber of Secrets.

16 Times Molly Weasley Was The Best Mom Of All Moms
Molly Weasley is the HBIC.

21 Reasons Minerva McGonagall Is The Most Badass Queen Ever
No one messes with Minerva.

Can You Tell Fred And George Weasley Apart?
"I solemnly swear we are up to no good."

Are You More Order Of The Phoenix Or Death Eater?
"We've all got both light and dark inside us." -Sirius Black.

Can We Guess Your Favorite "Harry Potter" Character Based On Your Fave Disney Princess?
We'll make a wizard out of you.

Can You Guess The "Harry Potter" Term From Just A Few Letters?
It's not as easy as it seems.

Let Professor Trelawney Predict Your Dismal Future
You are in grave danger... Maybe.

Are You More Queenie Or Tina From "Fantastic Beasts"?
Which witch are you?

Are You More Lord Voldemort Or Bellatrix Lestrange?
Is there a good answer here?

The Cast Of "Fantastic Beasts" Play Who's Most Likely To...
"It’s messed up when you get the salami and the peppermint still stuck in your teeth."

23 Things You Need For A Magical Harry Potter Dorm Room
Or should we say, "Common Room"?

Can You Pick The Actor Who Never Appeared In "Harry Potter"?
You might need a remembrall for this one.

19 Times Tumblr Pointed Out The Flaws In Logic In "Harry Potter"
Want to compete in a deadly competition? Sure. Want to walk down the street to get candy? Permission slip!

17 Hilarious Times YikYak Showed Us College Is Just Like Hogwarts
Because Hogwarts didn't take your FAFSA either.

We Know Your Fave “Harry Potter” Character Based On Your Fave “Gilmore Girls” Character
I solemnly swear that I need coffee in an I.V.

The Deadliest "Would You Rather" Game For "Harry Potter" Lovers
Some choices really are unforgivable.

The Cast Of "Fantastic Beasts" Makes Pumpkin Pasties
Magic has never been more delicious.

Which "Harry Potter" Villain Should You Bang?
~Bang~ardium Leviosa.

What % Draco Malfoy Are You?
“Wait ‘til my father hears about this.”

Would You Rather: The Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans Edition
"Alas, Earwax."

Can You Guess Which "Harry Potter" Movie Cost The Most To Make?
That's a lot of Galleons.


35 Things To Buy Your Favorite Slytherin
Mind if they Slytherin to your gift bag?

27 Things You Need To Have A Classy AF Harry Potter Wedding
Make that unbreakable vow in style.

What Per Cent Hufflepuff Are You?
Let Eddie Redmayne help you find out...

Which "Harry Potter" Characters Should You Have A Threesome With?
Prepare yourself for a magical time.

Can You Identify These "Harry Potter" Characters By Their Shoes?
WHAT ARE THOSEEE?

Can You Identify The "Harry Potter" Movie By The Title Card?
*music begins* *title appears* *tears flow*

Can You Spot The Real "Harry Potter" Character From The Fakes?
Someone has taken some Polyjuice Potion, and now it's double, double toil and trouble!


We Tried The Butterbeers At The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter And Wow
Accio ALL the Butterbeers.

Can You Guess The Missing "Harry Potter" Term?
"When in doubt, go to the library." —Ron

The First Hogwarts House You See Is Your Soulmate's House
Don't be disappointed if you're not in the same house.

Pick A Sorting Hat And We'll Tell You Your True Hogwarts House
The definitive answer.


15 Times Hermione Granger Shut Down The Patriarchy
"Or worse, expelled!"

Design Nerds NEED To See The Artwork For The New Harry Potter Film
Fantastic prints and where to find them.

These 7 Questions Will Determine Your Hogwarts House And Patronus
I solemnly swear I tried to make this accurate.

Can You Match The Wand To The "Harry Potter" Character Who Wields It?
The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter!

How Popular Are Your "Harry Potter" Movie Opinions?
Richard Harris or Michael Gambon?

Are You More Harry Potter Or Newt Scamander?
Which one of Dumbledore's faves are you?

We Know Your Hogwarts House Based On Your Choice In Lipstick
Because wizards can wear makeup too.

What % Moaning Myrtle Are You?
"If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."

Which Weasley Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
The greatest wizard family ever!

Can You Pass This "Harry Potter" Spell Spelling Test?
It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!


Which Hogwarts House Do You Belong In Based On Your "Gilmore Girls" Preferences?
You're a Gilmore Girls fan, Harry.

16 University Campuses That Might Secretly Be Hogwarts
Almost as good as the real thing.

Can We Guess How Big Your Wand Is?
Remember — it's not how big the wand is, but what you can do with it!

If You Get 13/15 On This "Harry Potter" Spells Quiz, You Must Be A Wizard
Are you as clever as Hermione?

Which "Harry Potter" Hairstyle Should You Sport Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Hopefully not something from Goblet of Fire.

This Social Media Test Will Determine What Your Wizarding World Career Would Be
~Harry Potter and the Hashtag Prince~

15 "Harry Potter" Pickup Lines You Should Never Ever Try
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

27 Clever Gifts For Ravenclaws
If you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning will always find their kind.

19 Products You Need Before The Next Quidditch World Cup
To hold you over 'til the next World Cup

12 "Harry Potter" Romance Questions That Are Impossible To Answer
Marry a Death Eater or be a muggle?

Which Hogwarts House Do You Belong In Based On Your "Arthur" Preferences?
You're an Arthur fan, Harry.

Who Said It: Hermione Granger Or Jane Austen?
This is way harder than you thought it would be.

Which Notable Slytherin Do You Belong With?
May I ~slytherin~?

Can You Pick The Bertie Botts Every Flavour Bean That Tastes Like Vomit?
Vomit, earwax, rotten egg — which is which?

Which Weasley Child Are You Based On Your Favorite Starbucks Holiday Drink?
What a magical time of year!

Which "Harry Potter" Book Is The Story Of Your Life?
Do you solemnly swear that you are up to no good?

"Harry Potter” Movies Posters Reimagined With Honest Titles
Harry Potter and Stop Yelling, Dumbledore


Which "Harry Potter" Spell Should You Use During Sex?
Erecto patronum!

How Well Do You Remember The Lyrics To "Double Trouble” From "Harry Potter"?
Performed by the inimitable Frog Choir!



Can You Help Sort These Celebrities Into Their Hogwarts Houses?
This is very serious business.

33 Gifts For The Gryffindor In Your Life
More like Gift-indors, amirite?

Can You Name These "Harry Potter" Spells By A Single Emoji?
Accio answers.

Which "Harry Potter" Characater Should Be Your Sugar Daddy?
A perfect sugar daddy has to have two things: a Gringotts safe full of money and a huge Basilisk in his pants.


Which "Harry Potter" Professor Are You In The Streets...And In The Sheets?
Are you a Snape in the streets but a Hagrid in the sheets?

Can You Guess The Honeydukes Treat From The Emojis?
BRB, making a quick trip to Hogsmeade!

Which “Harry Potter” Character Would Be Your BFF Based On Your Emoji Choices?
*insert heart emoji here*

12 Reasons Cedric Diggory Was The Best Damn Part About "The Goblet Of Fire"
He's everyone's favorite Hufflepuff.

Which Hogwarts House Would These "Stranger Things" Characters Be In?
We really need to know.

Which Hogwarts House Do You Belong In Based On The Pair Of Socks You Choose?
Watch out, Sorting Hat, the Sorting Socks are coming.

Pick Your Favorite 2016 Meme To Find Out Your Hogwarts House
Memes can tell a lot about a person.

Which Department Would You Work In At The Ministry Of Magic?
The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant day.

18 Times Neville Longbottom Was The Absolute Best
"Why is it always me?"

19 Times Tumblr Nailed What It Was Like To Be In Ravenclaw
"A wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure!"

24 Gifts For Anyone Who Likes "Harry Potter" More Than People
What did the credit card say after seeing these products? Swish and flick.

27 Magical Gifts For Future "Harry Potter" Fans
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." —Dumbledore, talking about the importance of becoming a Potterhead. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

31 Gifts That Will Make Any Hufflepuff Love You Forever
Bleed black and yellow.

Which "Harry Potter" Character Are You Based On Your Favorite "Black Mirror" Episode?
Technology and magic aren't as different as they seem.

What % Dobby Are You?
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."