I don't want to be anything other than a sorting hat.
Where is that sneaky wizard?
One of these brands has to come out with a HP line soon, right?!
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
There has to be a potion to take care of Firewhisky hangovers, right?
Can you open the Chamber of Secrets?
Stars never lie, just like Professor Trelawney.
I still solemnly swear I am up to no good.
"Stretch marks and being sorted into Hufflepuff are, like, my biggest fears of life."
Better brush off your copy of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi.
Muggles, a.k.a. non-magic folk.
We know how you prefer to get your Basilisk into a Chamber of Secrets.
Molly Weasley is the HBIC.
No one messes with Minerva.
"I solemnly swear we are up to no good."
"We've all got both light and dark inside us." -Sirius Black.
Is it any surprise that J.K. loves acronyms?
We'll make a wizard out of you.
It's not as easy as it seems.
You are in grave danger... Maybe.
Which witch are you?
Is there a good answer here?
Neville Longbottom and the Time I Once Again Saved Harry's Ass
Get ready to spend some serious galleons.
"It’s messed up when you get the salami and the peppermint still stuck in your teeth."
Or should we say, "Common Room"?
You might need a remembrall for this one.
It's been 11 years since The Goblet Of Fire released, and the feeling is as real as ever.
Want to compete in a deadly competition? Sure. Want to walk down the street to get candy? Permission slip!
Because Hogwarts didn't take your FAFSA either.
I solemnly swear that I need coffee in an I.V.
Some choices really are unforgivable.
Magic has never been more delicious.
“Wait ‘til my father hears about this.”
That's a lot of Galleons.
They're simply fantastic.
Mind if they Slytherin to your gift bag?
Make that unbreakable vow in style.
Let Eddie Redmayne help you find out...
Aucune autre solution possible.
Prepare yourself for a magical time.
WHAT ARE THOSEEE?
*music begins* *title appears* *tears flow*
Someone has taken some Polyjuice Potion, and now it's double, double toil and trouble!
Let's find out!