I don't want to be anything other than a sorting hat.
Where is that sneaky wizard?
One of these brands has to come out with a HP line soon, right?!
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
There has to be a potion to take care of Firewhisky hangovers, right?
Can you open the Chamber of Secrets?
Stars never lie, just like Professor Trelawney.
I still solemnly swear I am up to no good.
"Stretch marks and being sorted into Hufflepuff are, like, my biggest fears of life."
Better brush off your copy of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi.
Muggles, a.k.a. non-magic folk.
We know how you prefer to get your Basilisk into a Chamber of Secrets.
Molly Weasley is the HBIC.
No one messes with Minerva.
"I solemnly swear we are up to no good."
"We've all got both light and dark inside us." -Sirius Black.
We'll make a wizard out of you.
It's not as easy as it seems.
You are in grave danger... Maybe.
Which witch are you?
Is there a good answer here?
"It’s messed up when you get the salami and the peppermint still stuck in your teeth."
Or should we say, "Common Room"?
You might need a remembrall for this one.
Want to compete in a deadly competition? Sure. Want to walk down the street to get candy? Permission slip!
Because Hogwarts didn't take your FAFSA either.
I solemnly swear that I need coffee in an I.V.
Some choices really are unforgivable.
Magic has never been more delicious.
“Wait ‘til my father hears about this.”
That's a lot of Galleons.
Mind if they Slytherin to your gift bag?
Make that unbreakable vow in style.
Let Eddie Redmayne help you find out...
Prepare yourself for a magical time.
WHAT ARE THOSEEE?
*music begins* *title appears* *tears flow*
Someone has taken some Polyjuice Potion, and now it's double, double toil and trouble!
Accio ALL the Butterbeers.
"When in doubt, go to the library." —Ron
Don't be disappointed if you're not in the same house.
The definitive answer.
"Or worse, expelled!"
Fantastic prints and where to find them.
I solemnly swear I tried to make this accurate.
The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter!
Richard Harris or Michael Gambon?
Which one of Dumbledore's faves are you?
Because wizards can wear makeup too.
"If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."
The greatest wizard family ever!
It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!
You're a Gilmore Girls fan, Harry.
Almost as good as the real thing.
Remember — it's not how big the wand is, but what you can do with it!
Are you as clever as Hermione?
Hopefully not something from Goblet of Fire.
~Harry Potter and the Hashtag Prince~
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
If you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning will always find their kind.
To hold you over 'til the next World Cup
Marry a Death Eater or be a muggle?
You're an Arthur fan, Harry.
This is way harder than you thought it would be.
May I ~slytherin~?
Vomit, earwax, rotten egg — which is which?
What a magical time of year!
Do you solemnly swear that you are up to no good?
Harry Potter and Stop Yelling, Dumbledore
Performed by the inimitable Frog Choir!
This is very serious business.
More like Gift-indors, amirite?
A perfect sugar daddy has to have two things: a Gringotts safe full of money and a huge Basilisk in his pants.
Are you a Snape in the streets but a Hagrid in the sheets?
BRB, making a quick trip to Hogsmeade!
*insert heart emoji here*
He's everyone's favorite Hufflepuff.
We really need to know.
Watch out, Sorting Hat, the Sorting Socks are coming.
Memes can tell a lot about a person.
The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant day.
"Why is it always me?"
"A wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure!"
What did the credit card say after seeing these products? Swish and flick.
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." —Dumbledore, talking about the importance of becoming a Potterhead. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Bleed black and yellow.
Technology and magic aren't as different as they seem.
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."