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Can You Tell Which Of These Moms Is DTF?

Pass the K-Y jelly.

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    Stacy
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    Cathy
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    Shannon
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    Kim
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    Kim
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    Susan
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    Meredith
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    Angela
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    Alison
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    Jackie
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    Cassandra
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    Jamie
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Can You Tell Which Of These Moms Is DTF?

You got: Not DTF

Everyone at book club knows Susan is thirsty AF, but she never follows through, just like she never followed through on her master’s degree.

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You got: Not DTF

Cathy is the most-hated mom at PTA meetings. She dresses like she’s DTF, but really she’s committed to her successful, handsome husband, which only makes people hate her even more.

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You got: Not DTF

Patrice is satisfied reading 50 Shades on her Kindle and going home to her entirely average husband.

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You got: Not DTF

Stacy's first love is and always will be these fucking tomatoes.

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You got: DTF!

Shannon has been lurking hard for a minute and she’s finally ready to ditch these transition lenses and go to town, no questions asked.

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You got: Not DTF

Kim is feeling herself, but she is NOT feeling you.

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You got: Not DTF

Meredith may have given you a little extra attention during your first yoga class, but her and her partner Klaus have been sharing tantric orgasms for almost a decade now. She has no use for a mere mortal like you.

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You got: Not DTF

Angela hasn’t been outside since Desperate Housewives was canceled.

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You got: Not DTF

Ever since Alison learned about sexting from a USA Today article, she won’t stop blowing up your phone, but she’s still too shy to lock it up IRL.

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You got: DTF!

Jackie is down to pound here, there, anywhere. Just give her a knowing nod and meet her in the janitor’s closet in five minutes.

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You got: Not DTF

Cassandra might be DTF if her mind and body weren’t completely numbed by a steady diet of prescription pills.

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You got: Not DTF

Ever since the boys started playing soccer, Jamie's had a lot more free time to work on her scrapbooking. She's probably spent a little too much money at Hobby Lobby, but it's totally worth it, THESE ARE MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

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