Life is full of little moments that we think are weird and unique, but secretly everybody does them.
You might ~think~ you're different, but deep down we're all kind of the same dummy who does dumb little things that we never, ever talk about.
I can prove it! Here's a little wager: If you check off more than 27 things on this list, then you HAVE to share this post. If you check less than 14 things, then you are truly one of a kind.
Packed like, 10 pairs of underwear for a five-day tripSaid yes when a cashier asked if you wanted a receipt, even though you absolutely didn't need onePressed the "close doors" button on the elevator when other people are approaching just because you didn't want to shareIntroduced yourself to someone, heard them tell you their name, and then realized that you didn't actually listen to what their name wasHeard within the last year that something happened in 2007 and thought, "Oh, that was only like three years ago"Gotten a random sharp pain somewhere on your body and thought, "Welp, I'm dying"Apologized to your car out loud after hitting a potholeRead the phrase "do not operate heavy machinery" on medication packaging and immediately thought of a forkliftPlayed Cards Against Humanity or a similar game and played a card you thought was a winner but nobody laughedWoken up three minutes before your alarm went off and thought, "Screw it, I'm going back to sleep for those three minutes"Set five different alarms in five-minute increments to make SURE you wake up on timeSat on your bed wrapped in a towel for like a half hour in the morning, just staring at the wall instead of getting readyPut something in your cart while online shopping, but then ended up not buying it because you had to get up to get your credit cardOrdered something online, knowing it would take 3–5 days to get there, but still checked your mail the very next morning hoping it had arrivedSaid "horses" while driving through the country and seeing horsesSpent 10 minutes looking for the right playlist for a five-minute driveLooked at the clock while you were at work or school and done the math like, "OK in one hour there will only be two hours left."Inexplicably turned the radio down in the car so you could see better while trying to find an addressWatched a cartoon or kid's show right after watching a scary movie so you could get to sleepHad a small moment of panic at the grocery store while trying to put your change and receipt in your wallet while everyone behind you is waitingHad a cold for like 10 days and legit forgotten what it's like to have a not-stuffy noseCarefully hit the "cancel" button the microwave because you were making food at 1 a.m.Stared out the car window on a rainy drive when a sad song came on so you could pretend you were in a music videoThrown away a paper plate upside-down so you wouldn't offend the host with how little of their terrible food you ateSaid "Wed-nes-day" in your head while spelling WednesdayWandered randomly around your house, climbing all over stuff and kicking at things aimlessly, while talking on the phonePut $200 worth of stuff in your cart but then said "fuck it" because of a $5 shipping costSlept with one leg outside the blanket and one leg under the blanket because you were too hot or too cold otherwiseWorried about a demon or monster grabbing your exposed leg outside the blanket even though you're a damn adultPut your music on shuffle but then skipped like 90% of the songsPsyched yourself up to make a simple call to set a doctor's appointment by practicing what you were going to sayActually had your mom or dad set the doctor's appointment for you insteadSaid "really?" or "come on" out loud to an inanimate object that wasn't working properlySaved a document, email, or video game, then immediately saved it again just to be safeFinished reading a really good book, then set it down and felt like, "Where am I?"Finished watching a kick-ass superhero movie and felt like doing a backflip or fighting crime or somethingFinished watching a really funny movie and found yourself cracking jokes more than usualGotten somewhere 15 minutes early because you wanted to be early to being early, so you just sat in your car for like 10 minutesWalked out of a store without buying anything but felt weird and paranoid that security would think you were stealing somethingLegit gotten kinda sad on a long road trip when a car you'd been following for many miles exited the highway