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When an audience member got caught on hidden camera taking a ~little~ extra swag:
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And when Ellen made Sarah go through a haunted house, which led to a lot of screaming:
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When Oprah revealed that she went to the bank to casually deposit $2 million:
8.
When Eric Stonestreet got fed up and actually body-slammed his scarer:
9.
When Ellen made Emma Watson hire a nanny for herself:
10.
When Ellen tried so hard to trick Kris Jenner into revealing Khloé and Kylie's pregnancies:
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When Kristen Bell shared a hilarious story about pumping breast milk while she was unknowingly being broadcasted on a huge screen:
12.
When Ellen and Oprah went grocery shopping together and Oprah got frisky with some melons:
13.
When Ellen revealed some "deleted scenes" from Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" video:
14.
When Ellen and Mark Wahlberg accidentally swore in front of a kid like, 20 times:
15.
When Ellen played "Who'd You Rather" with Dame Judi Dench and she picked Jake Gyllenhaal over Hugh Grant in like, less than a second:
16.
When Demi Lovato was the most awkward game show model ever:
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And finally, when Ellen set up a jack-in-the-box backstage to scare pretty much everyone:
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