Pick Some Baby Names And We'll Tell You About Your Firstborn Child
Your firstborn will be a boy, and although you'll want to pick a trendy or unique name, your family will pressure you into picking a traditional family name. He'll change it later, though, after he drops out of high school to become a mixed-media sculptor. It's OK, though — he'll turn out to be really good at it.
She'll be one of those kids who excels in school and is good at everything she does, and you'll be pretty sure that she'll be president someday.
Watch out: She's going to be very independent and will crawl all over the place as soon as she's mobile. Childproof your house before she arrives.
This kid is going to be seriously musically inclined, which is great, but you're going to have a lot of noise in the house. Ever listened to a kid practicing drums? It ain't pretty.
As a younger child, he will destroy EVERYTHING. But as he grows up, you'll find out that it's because he has a knack for mechanical engineering and he likes to take stuff apart to see how it works. Get the kid some Legos or something.
He's going to be a very sporty kid, but unfortunately for you he won't be able to decide which sport to play, so you're going to spend a fortune in athletic equipment before he finally settles on one.