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    Here Are 65 Of The Funniest Things "Harry Potter" Fans Ever Posted

    This is a long one, like...at least three rolls of parchment.

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    FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

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    ALBUS: We must protect Harry AT ALL COSTS. SNAPE: His first Triwizard task is to defeat a dragon. ALBUS: Oh shit this'll be siiiiiiick.

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    ALBUS: Only the most powerful magic can destroy a horcrux HARRY: Gotcha ALBUS: Do you? HARRY: Gonna need one hell of an Expelliarmus ALBUS:

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    [hogwarts] plumber: i've come to do the pipes salazar slytherin: make sure they're big enough for a giant snake plumber: why salazar slytherin: no reason

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    Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate] James Potter: push down and then pull back Voldemort: I am [still struggling] Lily Potter: jiggle it he needs to jiggle it Voldemort: I AM JIGGLING IT; You know what forget it I’ll come back when he’s 10

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    OLLIVANDER: Voldemort did great things. Terrible, but great! HARRY: HARRY: HARRY: Feel like I'm the last person you should say that shit to

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    there are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no-one does a push-up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley’s spine like a glowstick

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