How Do You Say These Internet Terms Out Loud?

"Lawl" or "Ell-oh-ell?"

Okay, so obviously we TYPE stuff like "LOL" and "OMG" all the time, but we don't often say it out loud.

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But if you're like me, every time you type one, you say it in your head. Or, maybe you've actually said "LOL" out loud in real life! I have! But like, are we all saying it the same way?

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So I need you to tell me how you say these things out loud...or at least to yourself in your head when you read them.