1.
ME: hey Siri SIRI: *audible sigh*
2.
Oh dang, iPhone 13 rumored to come with 3 turntables and a microphone.
3.
I will watch “The Irishman” as Martin Scorsese intended, on an iPhone while hiding from my kids in the bathroom, broken up into 17 parts over 2 1/2 weeks.
4.
your parents trying to Facetime https://t.co/ZQFBlYhaA5
5.
The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
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iPhone: your storage is almost full me: uh ok what don't I need. I guess I'll delete all my contacts
7.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
8.
Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal
9.
I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease
10.
I only FaceTime people bc I can’t spell
11.
Today my 5 yr old niece borrowed my phone to ask Siri: “why are butterfly wings so soft that I cannot even touch them?” then she called 911.
12.
I either need to see a doctor or an Apple Genius because every trip to the bathroom uses 50% of my phone battery.
13.
The iPhone AI algorithm can solve even the most complex problems.
14.
I spelled it "Fuvking" once back in 2007 and autocorrect has been making my life a living hell ever since
15.
does anyone else say, "thank you" to siri or is that just me
16.
say something in all caps once and your iPhone will never forget it
17.
me 5 years ago (dumb): hey does anyone have an iphone charger i can borrow me now (so smart and prepared): ya i always carry six portable power banks on me and also a small generator i can crank with my hand to create power to charge my phone. baby needs its juice
18.
they should make iPhone screens out of the same glass the Kool-Aid Man is made from
19.
Me setting Screen Time limits on my phone: