Fuck It, Just Wear Cargo Shorts
I...can carry....EVERYTHING.
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Yes, cargo shorts have been much maligned in recent years. There are jokes. There are memes.
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But the thing is, cargo shorts are actually the greatest. They're SO COMFY y'all.
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Just imagine: all the crotch room in the world.
And I'm not just saying this for the men out there. Ladies, are you sick of this happening to you? Cargo shorts would NEVER treat you like this.

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But the real draw here — the thing that makes cargo shorts the real hero of the pants world — is the POCKETS.
low key obsessed with cargo shorts... THEY HAVE SO MANY POCKETS!!!
You can carry EVERYTHING. Wallets! A hair brush! Snacks! Chapstick! A very small dog! A Polish-English dictionary! A small Kindle! At least 10 cell phones!
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