1. Rachel got off the plane.
2. Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne.
3. Darth Vader is Luke's father.
4. Simba becomes king.
5. Dumbledore dies.
6. Jim and Pam end up together.
7. Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze.
8. Liam Neeson will find you and kill you.
9. Tyler Durden doesn't exist.
10. Sleeping Beauty wakes up.
11. The Titanic sinks.
12. And there was only place for one person on the raft.
13. Jaime Lannister is banging his sister.
14. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back.
15. Neo is the one.
16. That's a wolf in grandmother's clothing.
17. Clark Gable doesn't give a damn.
18. Buffy Summers slays vampires.
19. Dorothy was, in fact, not in Kansas.
20. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
21. Jon Snow knows nothing.
22. Harry Potter is a wizard.
23. There were motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
24. The money was in the banana stand all along.
25. Fetch never happened.
26. Hannibal sometimes eats people.
27. Ted Mosby meets the mother of his kids.
28. And everybody dies.
