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1.An Italia Deluxe lip liner set your pout (and your wallet) will sincerely thank you for. Twelve gorgeous colors for less than $10? Be still, my very broke heart.
2.A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you’ll never leave home without. This all-natural honey, chili pepper, and vinegar mixture add the perfect touch of spicy and sweet to any meal. Thought pizza was already perfect? Add some of this on a slice and prepare for your taste buds to explode.
3.Handmade soy crayons shaped like freakin' DINOSAURS, which means I fell in love with them upon first glance. (I should also mention that these critters are 100% biodegradable, made from pure soy wax, and are certified non-toxic.)
4.Bliss eye masks capable of convincing the world that you did, in fact, get a solid eight hours of sleep last night. These holographic patches use an impressive blend of acetyl hexapeptide-8, sodium hyaluronate, and xylitol to reduce puffiness, smooth fine lines, and hit cancel on all dark circles.
5.Affresh dishwasher cleaning tablets because HOW can you get clean, glistening dishes if the dishwasher itself is *gag* covered in grime? Answer: You can't. These babies are here to help.
6.BPA-free silicone wine glasses that will save you so much freakin' money in the long run. If your clumsiness has shattered a wine glass (or two or ten), then this unbreakable design is calling your name. That's right! They're shatter-proof. Let's no longer mourn the beautiful crystal glasses you were gifted at your bridal shower. They're in the past.
7.Miracle-Gro food spikes you'll appreciate if you love plants, but a) weren't blessed with the advantage of a green thumb, and b) laziness is your defining feature. These slowly release micronutrients into soil for up to two months, thus allowing your indoor plants to thrive.
8.A ceramic mug for the person who spends at least an hour scouring Netflix to find a new favorite show. The outcome? Nothing. They just settle on re-watching The Office yet again.
9.A KOSE oil cleanser that may confuse you at first ("But why would I put more oil on oily skin!" "That makes no sense!"), but bear with me — your skin is overproducing oil because it's in desperate need of moisture. This stuff? It'll remove all traces of makeup and built-up gunk while still giving your complexion a dose of hydration needed to halt all that excess sebum.
10.Hair extensions with over 4,000 (!!!!!!) positive reviews. These realistic clip-ins add immediate volume and length to your mane, because let's face it — your hair now grows about one inch a year ever since your last "trim".
11.A Cirepil hard wax that reviewers claim is less painful than other soft waxes on the market. Just spread a bit of oil on the desired area, then apply this blue wax, wait for it to dry, and RIP! Pull it off like a bandage, marvel at how each hair was pulled out from the root.
12.A three-wick candle because fall is in the AIR, my sweets — and what better way to celebrate than to douse your home with a sweet cinnamon pumpkin aroma?
13.An over-the-door mesh organizer that can house up to 24 pairs, which would have been perfect for Carrie Bradshaw if she actually lived in apartment on par with NYC standards (alas she lived in luxury in a BROWNSTONE???).
14.A velvet wrap dress that will leave you drooling upon first glance. This is undeniable proof that love at first sight EXISTS, and suddenly I find myself being empathetic to the case of Romeo and Juliet.
15.A storage case for alllllll the jewelry currently tangled up in a random shoe box you've stuffed into the back of your closet. 'Tis time to sort through it and Marie Kondo throw away the stuff you hate — then simply place all remaining items in this gorgeous container.
16.A no-tie lacing system that is durable, adjustable, and conforms to your foot for a personalized feel. Raise your hand if your shoelace has ever come undone while walking from Point A to Point B, resulting in you falling flat on your face! With these laces, that'll no longer be a problem.
17.A cooling textured mask that looks, smells, and feels like (*le gasp*) 🍦 ICE CREAM 🍦. This mint chip tub, which should be placed in the fridge before use, will cool and refresh your skin as well as a soft serve on a hot summer day can.
18.A sound machine for folks who cannot fall asleep when it's too quiet. This nifty gadget fits compactly on your nightstand, has amazing volume options, and will bring your much-needed beauty sleep to a whole new level.
19.High-waisted leggings comparable to products from pricier brands, but have no fear! These are significantly more affordable and won't send your savings account into a frenzy as soon as you hit submit order.
20.A V-neck peplum top that'll have you humming 🎶 itsy bitsy teenie weenie 🎶 even though you are wearing neither a bikini or the color yellow.
21.A cuticle guard for DIY nail art aficionados (dammit Pinterest) and messy painters alike. Apply this latex formula around your nail bed, let it dry, and then proceed with your regularly scheduled mani — once that's done, just peel off the latex and say goodbye to the unruly polish residing on your skin.
22.A mini waffle bowl maker for 🎶any kind of treat, from both savory to sweet 🎶**. Get ready for ice cream bowls, taco bowls, chicken-and-waffle bowls, and my oh MY is my mouth beginning to water.
23.An over-the-cabinet holder to keep miscellaneous products out of sight, but not out of mind (because just a side note, but euphoria is having a permanent place to store your muffin pan).
24.An oversized jersey jumpsuit you can easily dress up with a pair of pumps and then — *breathes sigh of relief* — you can run home, take off said pumps, and go straight to sleep. This versatile piece is that cozy.
25.No-show socks that won't peek out over the top of your lace-up sneakers. PLUS! These comfy bad boys have a silicone backing on your heel which translates to 👏 no 👏 more 👏 slipping 👏 socks 👏.
26.A FlexiSnake millipede not meant for the faint of heart. Use this to easily de-clog every drain in your home, but prepare for the horror you'll experience as you dig up about one million pounds of hair and built-up gunk.
27.A fog-free shower mirror that allows you to shave...IN THE SHOWER! Long gone will be the days of having to painstakingly clean your sink of excess cream and stubble! Plus, the heat from your shower loosens up hair follicles to ensure a closer shave.
28.A comfy pajama set that screams face masks and popcorn because I'm pretty sure this was featured in the sleepover scene of 13 Going on 30.
29.A relaxed-fit denim jacket made from the touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives — 100% cotton. If you take a page from the JoBros book and travel to the Year 3000, you'll see that people are still sporting this classic.
30.A Scotch-Brite lint roller you’ll want to swipe over your entire ensemble before leaving the house because accumulated dust, lint, and animal hair are just not a good look. At least not in my opinion.
31.Computer glasses that take away the headache of staring at your laptop screen all day. Literally! These block all that pesky blue light seeping in from your monitor, the culprit behind your mid-afternoon headaches made worse by non-stop Excel sheets and "per my last email" responses.
32.A honeycomb organizer to prevent your intimates drawer from morphing into a junk drawer. Prepare for Aerie undies that will ~spark joy~ every time you see how neatly folded they are.
33.Moisturizing socks enriched with aloe vera and botanical oils, which will be slowly released to moisturized even the roughest of feet. Wear these for about 20 minutes up to three times per week (they're machine-washable) and prepare to marvel at the state of your hydrated hooves.
34.Ear cuff climbers capable of taking any boring outfit (I'm not pointing any fingers but...*points finger at oversized tee that is likely a PJ top*) and turning it into a much fancier affair. All you'll have to do is put these on and then, well, you're done.
35.Iron-on patches to quickly mend all unintentional tear-in-jean scenarios. If your denim is beginning to rip at the inner thigh but you're not quite ready to retire them, then behold! The perfect solution.
36.A cupholder caddy to give your wine a place to rest whilst you bathe. Just picture it! A fizzy bath bomb, perhaps a good book, and your favorite glass of red loyally by your side.
37.A portable paw cleaner for when your good boy has decided to wander into the muddiest field on planet earth before trotting on your freshly-washed living room floors. Just add a little water, put each paw inside to be scrubbed by the silicone bristles, and that's it! Clean paws within seconds.