Response to A "Who Dun It?" Mystery:
The pills are especially troubling. Please don’t kill your dog.
Response to Steakhouse Offers “Women’s” Cuts Of Beef:
Gee, you’d think “small” and “regular” would have sufficed.
Response to The 4 Best Lego Ad Campaigns Ever:
Too bad about this gendering crap: http://friends.lego.com/en-us/Characters/Mia.aspx WARNING: Video. And pink. Lots and lots of pink.
Response to Om Nom Nom Bird:
I hope the owner of that finger gets his eyes pecked out.
No, it does NOT. Take that shit and crawl back under your Reddit rock.