Becoming an adult is always really awkward.
He raises awkward-hot to an art form.
Baby's first harsh reality.
This is an epidemic that can no longer be ignored. Without your help, these dudes will probably never wear a clean shirt, call their mothers, or eat anything that isn't already pre-cooked. With your support, they may have a chance at becoming fully functioning adult males. Time is running out for these dudes - there's only so much PBR stocked at the local grocery stores. Please call now.
Yes. We knew what you were thinking.
Cuteness is not a multipurpose cleaner.