"Midsommar" Is Absolutely Horrifying, So Here Are Some Jokes To Distract You From That

    Midsommar should've been titled "Dump Him."

    Writer-director Ari Aster — i.e., the man who made ~heads roll~ with last year's surprise scary smash Hereditary — has gifted us with his new nightmare, Midsommar, and fans have a LOT of thoughts about it. Here are just a few of the funniest reactions to the horror film:

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    The main characters throughout all of Midsommar:

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    MIDSOMMAR is a feminist film if u have a boyfriend tell him to go fuck himself i'm dead serious

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    Me watching Hereditary vs. me watching #Midsommar

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    one of my first thoughts after watching midsommar was that i wish i had a boyfriend just so i could break up with him https://t.co/2VPaCIJMb0

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    me after watching the premiere of #MIDSOMMAR

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    #MIDSOMMAR spoiler without context @AriAster

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    #MIDSOMMAR spoilers without context

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    Me these next few weeks at work, in bed, on the bus... #MIDSOMMAR

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    midsommar is a romantic comedy

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    me leaving the theater after Midsommar was done

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    #Midsommar Everyone leaving the theater right now:

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    just got out of midsommar ... imma just say , if ya’ll thought hereditary was fucked ... have fun!

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    Do not. I repeat: DO NOT take mushrooms before watching #MIDSOMMAR You might think its gonna be fun now but I assure you, you will die.