A Definitive Ranking Of Female Movie Characters Dripping With Big Dick Energy

    You read that title correctly.

    Hi, hello, welcome to this post that I did, in fact, get paid to write. So you may be asking yourself, what exactly is "Big Dick Energy?" Well, I feel like this tweet best sums it up:

    However, Big Dick Energy is a GENDER NEUTRAL descriptor, meaning one does not literally need to possess a penis in order to absolutely drip with BDE.

    With this in mind, I have taken the time to rank just a few of the fictional females of film who absolutely OOZE Big Dick Energy. You're welcome:

    25. Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

    24. Padmé Amidala, the Star Wars franchise

    23. Antiope, Wonder Woman

    22. Valkyrie, Thor Ragnarok

    21. The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2

    20. Princess Tiana, The Princess and the Frog

    19. Black Widow, the Avengers franchise

    18. Ellen Ripley, the Alien franchise

    17. Hermione Granger, The Harry Potter franchise

    16. Shuri, Black Panther

    15. Queen Elsa, Frozen

    14. Rey, the Star Wars franchise

    13. Lisbeth Salander, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    12. Eowyn, the Lord of the Rings franchise

    11. Merida, Brave

    10. Storm, the X-Men franchise

    9. Jillian Holtzmann, Ghostbusters

    8. Marion Ravenwood, Raiders of the Lost Ark

    7. Fa Mulan, Mulan

    6. Sarah Connor, Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    5. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman

    4. Princess/General Leia Organa, the Star Wars franchise

    3. Edna Mode, The Incredibles

    2. Okoye, Black Panther

    1. Furiosa, Mad Max: Fury Road

    Do you agree with this list? Who did I miss (because, real talk, there are SO many more)? Sound off in the comments below!