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We All Love Dad Jokes — But How Many Of The Punchlines Do You Actually Know?

Are you a true Dad or just a boring Daddy?

The rules here are simple: Fill-in-the blanks for each of these (in)famous dad jokes, and prove once and for all that you're a punchline master! Here we go!

  1. Let's start with a classic:

    "What time did the man go to the dentist?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Tooth Hurty!

  2. "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a ___!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Nut

  3. "I made a pencil with two erasers. It was _________!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Pointless

  4. "What do you get from a pampered cow? _____ milk!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Spoiled!

  5. "How do you make holy water? You boil the ____ out of it!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Hell!

  6. "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a ____!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Mint!

  7. "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting ______?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    A Rest!

  8. "What does a zombie vegetarian eat? ______!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Grains!

  9. "What has two butts and kills people? An ________!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Assassin!

  10. "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little _____!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Horse!

  11. "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ______ in it!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Boogie!

  12. "Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he was being ________!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Shellfish!

  13. "I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best ___ show I ever saw!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Dam!

  14. "What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A ____________!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Satisfactory

  15. And finally — heck, let's end on a classic, as well:

    Kid: "Dad, I'm Hungry!"
    Dad: "Well, Hi Hungry, I'm ___!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Dad!

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