Quiz

BuzzFeed Staff

BuzzFeed

Are you a true Dad or just a boring Daddy?

Danny Tanner from "Full House" with text reading, "How do you make holy water? You boil the blank out of it"

We All Love Dad Jokes — But How Many Of The Punchlines Do You Actually Know?

Dad Jokes Fill-In-The-Blank-Quiz

Can You Finish These Painfully Cheesy Dad Jokes?

Tooth Hurty!

Let's start with a classic:  
  
"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a \_\_\_!"

Pointless

"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"  


Spoiled!

"What do you get from a pampered cow? \_\_\_\_\_ milk!"  


Hell!

"How do you make holy water? You boil the \_\_\_\_ out of it!"

Mint!

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a \_\_\_\_!"

A Rest!

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting \_\_\_\_\_\_?"

Grains!

"What does a zombie vegetarian eat? \_\_\_\_\_\_!"

Assassin!

"What has two butts and kills people? An \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"

Horse!

"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?  Because he was a little \_\_\_\_\_!"

Boogie!

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little \_\_\_\_\_\_ in it!"

Shellfish!

"Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he was being \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"

Dam!

"I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best \_\_\_ show I ever saw!"

Satisfactory

"What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"

Dad!

And finally — heck, let's end on a classic, as well:  
  
Kid: "Dad, I'm Hungry!"  
Dad: "Well, Hi Hungry, I'm \_\_\_!"  
  


Okay, so...you don't know a TON of dad jokes and, ya know what? THAT'S OKAY! Now you have a BUNCH of them you can add to your repertoire!

Dad(dy) Material

WOW, you are a dad jokes EXPERT! You've either heard all of these before or are a dad who jokes yourself! Either way, we love to see it! Get on with your DAD self (do you get it...like...like "bad self" but...but "dad self")!

World's Best Dad

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

Browse links

We All Love Dad Jokes — But How Many Of The Punchlines Do You Actually Know?

The rules here are simple: Fill-in-the blanks for each of these (in)famous dad jokes, and prove once and for all that you're a punchline master! Here we go!

We All Love Dad Jokes — But How Many Of The Punchlines Do You Actually Know?

The rules here are simple: Fill-in-the blanks for each of these (in)famous dad jokes, and prove once and for all that you're a punchline master! Here we go!

Share This Article