In case you were unaware, there are two sentient toy-related movies coming out THIS summer on the EXACT. SAME. DAY: June 21, 2019.
However, the two movies could not be MORE different, one being the fourth installment in a much-beloved Pixar franchise, Toy Story 4...
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...and the other being the incredibly violent reboot of the equally beloved killer doll franchise, Child's Play.
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Well, it appears that today a metaphorical line was drawn in the sand by none other than Chucky himself, when the official Child's Play account tweeted out their newest poster:
There's a lot to unpack in this very simple poster, but I think I speak for everyone when I say, DAMN, NEW CHUCKY'S NOT HERE TO PLAY AROUND, Y'ALL.
And the call-out doesn't stop there. Besides straight-up MURDERING Woody, the poster also quite literally takes aim at Toy Story 4's teaser poster design overall.
Naturally, fans of both franchises absolutely lost their damn minds:
@ChildsPlayMovie THE SHADEEEE
There's DEFINITELY more for Woody to worry about than someone poisoning the waterhole, especially because BOTH the little boy in Child's Play and Woody's original owner ARE NAMED ANDY:
@ChildsPlayMovie Leave Andy alone....both of them.
Even the new voice of Chucky, Mark Hamill, stepped in with a perfectly timed pun:
Woody?..... or wouldn't he? 🔪 @ChildsPlayMovie @OrionPictures
So uhhh...yeah. There ya have it. Hide your toys until further notice and someone protect my sweet, delicate Forky! HE'S ALREADY SOFT ENOUGH!
