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I Genuinely Just Want To Know If You're Sexually Attracted To These Cartoon Characters

For, uhh, science?

The rules here are simple: Just tell me which cartoon characters you are now (or were in your youth) sexually attracted to. This is a judgement-free zone. See? Easy! Okay, here we go!

  1. 1. Let's start off with one we can all agree on: Jessica Rabbit?

    Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
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1. Let's start off with one we can all agree on: Jessica Rabbit?
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    Yes
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    Allie, is everything okay?
  1. 2. Zuko?

    Nickelodeon
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2. Zuko?
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    Yes
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    I mean is everything okay, like...like at home?
  1. 3. Shego?

    Disney Channel
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3. Shego?
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    No
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    I'm honestly kind of worried about you.
  1. 4. Simba?

    Walt Disney Studios
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4. Simba?
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    He's...he's a lion, Allie.
  1. 5. Esmerelda?

    Walt Disney Studios
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5. Esmerelda?
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    Okay, at least this one's a human woman, I guess...
  1. 6. Kovu?

    Walt Disney Studios
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6. Kovu?
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    Another lion?! We just talked about this.
  1. 7. Megara?

    Walt Disney Studios
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7. Megara?
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    I can't tell if this post is a cry for help.
  1. 8. Shang?

    Walt Disney Studios
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8. Shang?
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    I mean, that shirtless scene was pretty hot, I guess...wait, am I getting into this post?!
  1. 9. Belle?

    Walt Disney Studios
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9. Belle?
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    Holy hell, I never noticed how big her eyes are until right now...
  1. 10. Ariel?

    Walt Disney Studios
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10. Ariel?
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    Isn't she canonically, like, sixteen?!
  1. 11. Robin Hood?

    Walt Disney Studios
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11. Robin Hood?
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    Yes
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    This one's a fox.
  1. 12. Jasmine?

    Walt Disney Studios
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12. Jasmine?
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    Okay, listen — we'd all be lying if we said, "No."
  1. 13. Dimitri?

    20th Century Fox
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13. Dimitri?
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    This dude has Tik Tok hair.
  1. 14. Chel?

    Dreamworks Pictures
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14. Chel?
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    I mean...she's cute? I like her bangs?
  1. 15. Flynn Rider?

    Walt Disney Studios
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15. Flynn Rider?
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    OMG, this dude goes to the same barber as that Dimitiri guy.
  1. 16. Sailor Moon?

    Toei Animation
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16. Sailor Moon?
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    I mean, I love her outfit? Does that count for anything?!
  1. 17. Aladdin?

    Walt Disney Studios
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17. Aladdin?
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    I never understood why he could afford a vest, but not a shirt.
  1. 18. Lola Bunny

    Warner Bros.
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18. Lola Bunny
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    She is a bunny...why does she have breasts?!
  1. 19. And last, but CERTAINLY not least —Aladdin's ridiculously hot Dad?

    Walt Disney Studios
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19. And last, but CERTAINLY not least —Aladdin's ridiculously hot Dad?
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    Allie...Jesus Christ, go lie down or something.

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