1.
On recognizing the attendees:
2.
On Katy Perry's fashion:
3.
On J. Lo's fashion:
4.
On Cardi B's fashion:
5.
On Offset being back in the (literal) picture:
6.
On the opening performance:
7.
On this relatable moment:
8.
On this glow-up:
9.
On John Mayer's choice to break his Grammy in half:
11.
On Diana Ross' performance:
13.
On Alicia Keys being multi-talented at multi-tasking:
14.
On Lady Gaga's performance:
15.
No really, Lady Gaga's performance was a whole lot:
16.
On this phone call in the MIDDLE of a performance:
17.
On St. Vincent and Dua Lipa's performance:
18.
And finally, on this Ally/Jackson Maine and Cardi B/Offset parallel: