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    25 Thoughtful Gifts For Your Friend Who Needs To Get Laid, Like, Yesterday

    'Tis the season to be horny.

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    1. Give your friend the gift of multiple orgasms with the legendary Satisfyer Pro 2. It simulates oral sex by using a pressure vacuum and vibrations, and reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth shattering with the touch of a button.

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    It's completely waterproof (one BuzzFeed writer notes that it's known to be even better when used in the shower or bath) and has eleven settings to choose from. It's also rechargeable and has a whisper mode, which is great if they have a roommate.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $41.94. Also available in a version with additional vibrations.

    2. A penis colouring book so that they can turn their sexual frustrations into art. Now they can sit around and draw pictures of dicks all day like a young Seth from Superbad (but these ones are a lot prettier, TBH).

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    If these phallic illustrations aren't their style, there's also a similar book filled with floral dicks and a more cutesy edition filled with dong adventures.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $5.19.

    3. A bottle of water-based K-Y jelly lubricant to make their return to the sack a more pleasureable experience. To quote Sebastian the crab, "darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

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    Reviewers love how it's long-lasting, fragrance free and non-greasy.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $5.98.

    4. A pack of bougie condoms, because safe sex is a damn good present. These ones have a hexagonal web design that makes them more durable and maximizes pleasure.

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    Get a pack of 12 on Amazon Canada for $27.47. Also available in an XL size.

    5. A Durex bullet vibrator that's under $15, but performs like a million bucks. Sometimes good things really do come in small packages.

    It's waterproof, USB rechargeable, and made of silicone. It requires a AAA battery, which is included.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.39.

    6. An Amazon Echo Dot speaker so that they can set the mood by whispering, “Alexa, play some soft jazz.” You can connect it to more powerful speakers, if you want a surround sound experience.

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    Alexa controls can also be paired it with other devices in your home, like your lights, so they can dim them with a simple ask.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $69.99. Available in four colours.

    7. A bottle of sensual massage oil that'll make solo and partner play a lot more enjoyable. Even if it doesn't lead to any happy endings, your friend will thank you for giving them the gift of softer skin.

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    It smells like lavender and bergamot for optimal relaxation.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $26.77.

    8. A sonic pulsing massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina (perfect for the Zelda fan in your life). It has eight settings, so they can choose their perfect rhythm.

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    Many reviewers say that it'll give you an orgasm in mere seconds, which is a real and true gift. It's waterproof and USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $89+. Available in three colours and two models.

    9. A compact travel razor that's great for touch-ups. It has a water spritzer, moisturizing bar, and two blades, so they'll have everything they need to restore the look of their wax job. You just spin it to the product you need and get to work.

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    Word to the wise: if your pal proudly rocks their body hair, don't get them this — that's straight-up rude.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $15.99. Available in three colours.

    10. A stylish stainless steel vibrator that's pretty enough to be worn as jewelry. Can any of their other necklaces can give them an orgasm? I think not.

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    It has four settings and is USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $95+. Available in three colours.

    11. A set of crème brûlée-scented shower essentials that'll help them prep for a night of passion. Now they won’t just look like a snack; they’ll smell like one, too.

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    This one includes a coffee body scrub, body wash, and body lotion.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $49.99. Also available in a mint scent.

    12. A ribbed clitoral vibrator that has ten settings and can be controlled from up to 32 feet away using a remote, if they're into long-distance partner play.

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    It's waterproof, USB rechargeable, and made of silicone.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $29.69.

    13. A set of silky soft sheets because nobody wants to entertain a new guest with ratty old bedding. This set is resistant to odours and bacteria so they don't have to worry if juices start flowing.

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    This set includes a fitted sheet, a flat sheet, and a standard pillowcase (you'll get two pillowcases if you opt for any size larger than a twin).

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $31.55. Available in 30 colours and eight sizes.

    14. A set of sheet suspenders, because their first time back on the horse may lead to a wild ride and they don’t want a tangled-up fitted sheet slowin’ them down.

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    They grip onto the corners of sheets and lock into place with little clips, so the corners of their sheets won't come springing off after a bit of tossing and turning.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $15.99+. Available in two colours and three styles.

    15. This bestselling clitoral sucking vibrator that has all the right curves and edges. Reviewers say that it can be a little tricky to find the right spot if you've never used a device like this before, but once you do, the feeling is absolutely bananas. Excuse me while I add this to my own cart.

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    It has ten vibrations and patterns to choose from, and is waterproof and USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon for $55.99+. Also available in purple.

    16. Give the gift of a bejewelled booty with these stainless steel butt plugs. They come in three different sizes so that they'll be able to find their perfect fit.

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    These ones have artificial purple diamonds at their base, so you're basically giving them jewelery and that's honestly pretty sweet of you.

    Get a set of three on Amazon Canada for $22.99.

    17. A saucy lil' notepad so that they can skip the small talk and get straight to the point. When you present them with your gift, please inform them that this is not a great thing to whip out on a first date.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $11.87.

    18. A natural soy wax candle to inspire love and passion because romance isn't dead, y'all. This one can burn for 70 hours, or several date nights.

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    Turns out love and passion smell like grapefruit and mango (who knew?).

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $26+. Available in three sizes.

    19. A flexible rabbit vibrator that hits the clit and G-spot at the same time for some serious pleasure. It has ten settings to choose from and will ensure they have a very happy holiday.

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    It's waterproof and USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $106.06.

    20. A set of adjustable restraints, because they've probably watched 50 Shades of Grey (or done some serious "research" on PornHub) during their dry spell and may be dying to try some new things.

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    These ones just clip together under a mattress, making them super easy to install. They also come with a feather tickler to amp up arousal.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $12.39.

    21. An electric wine bottle opener so that they can swiftly open any bottle of shiraz or chardonnay. Fumbling around with a corkscrew ain't sexy, so this will probably solve a few problems.

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    This one's cordless and can open up to 30 bottles on a single charge.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $45.24.

    22. This simple, yet effective massage wand that lasts for 90 minutes when fully charged — meaning it won't run out of energy before they do.

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    It's waterproof and USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $18.10+. Also Available in black.

    23. A set of acrylic dice with sexy suggestions to give them a bit of inspo when the return to the boudoir. They'll never know what's in store, but in the best way.

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    Get a set of four on Amazon Canada for $14.98.

    24. A textured finger massager with nine vibration patterns that'll basically give your pal the Midas touch of sex. It's remote control operated and has a curved tip that targets the G-spot, so they won't have to put in any extra work.

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    It's waterproof and USB rechargeable.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $33.69.

    25. And finally, an informative how-to guide, in case your friend's sex life has been on hold for so long that they may have forgotten how to do a thing or two. Yes, I know this is a shady gift, don't @ me.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $17.29.

    Your friend after receiving your gift:

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