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    26 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Helped Me Forget About My Impending Seasonal Depression

    "Thought I’d have a few more years before the kids’ math homework got too hard for me, but looks like I’m tapping out at grade two." —@LindsayHameroff

    Here's what happened last week: The queue to pay respects to the dead queen was very long, Blake Lively posted her own pregnancy photos on Instagram to get back at the paparazzi, and Adam Levine maybe cheated on his pregnant wife but definitely doesn't know how to sext. And that's what you missed on GLEE!

    So distract yourself from the chaos of the world with the chaos of this roundup, and make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!

    1.

    fashion students be like damn i have pants due at 11:59pm

    Twitter: @cartierdior

    2.

    My toddler won’t come to me in his room to get ready for bed bc he’s playing with his toys so instead I decided to lie down in my bed so he can sense I’m comfortable and come ruin it.

    Twitter: @clhubes

    3.

    called my friend to tell him i got fired from my day job and he responded by saying he got cast on SNL

    Twitter: @lilsmichelle

    4.

    it's fun how my parents, who spent my whole life lecturing me on the value and importance of hard work, seem personally offended by the fact that I can not chat with them in the middle of the day because I have a job

    Twitter: @behindyourback

    5.

    phantom of the opera should go out with a bang by actually dropping the chandelier on the audience during the last performance

    Twitter: @musicallaneous

    6.

    No, no. Fantasy is when you really want to fuck an elf, and sci-fi is when you really want to fuck a robot. Hope this helps.

    Twitter: @Ruby_Stevens

    7.

    I’m hearing 70+ year old are waiting in a queue for 14+ hours to see the queen??? I am never giving up my seat on the bus ever again

    Twitter: @Chinnwee

    8.

    In my Alaskan bear era (eating a lot of salmon, sleeping increasingly more, snacking on berries n honey, snarling at strangers)

    Twitter: @delia_cai

    9.

    I always think I'm like "with it" and then I see something like this and realize I truly have no idea what's going on, ever

    Twitter: @kelleygreene

    10.

    If evolution is real then shouldn't women be able to shoot pepper spray out of their fingertips by now?

    Twitter: @missmulrooney

    11.

    ok kids are dumb as hell once I asked a 3 year old what she wanted to be when she grew up and she hit me w "doctor or shopping cart"

    Twitter: @BrotiGupta

    12.

    I just need to go ahead and admit it. I'm not mature enough to live in a state called Idaho

    Twitter: @Crazy_ButCute2

    13.

    “Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food?” - my child, about to be shook

    Twitter: @kidversations_

    14.

    obama voice: My uh, Chemical Romance

    Twitter: @bugsmaytrix

    15.

    HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)

    Twitter: @ufobri

    16.

    What do you think the other Maroon 4 are saying

    Twitter: @hansdickie

    17.

    Tonight's to-do list: -honk -shoo -honk -mimimimimi

    Twitter: @TennesAnyone

    18.

    You overpack for vacation and most of the stuff you don’t even wear, but your clothes need a vacation too. They seem to enjoy it.

    Twitter: @AnneHatfieldVO

    19.

    i would have a lot more faith in ghost experts if i saw them go "actually no this house isn't haunted" even once

    Twitter: @poisonjr

    20.

    "slut era" she whispers while in a committed long term monogamous relationship and she only leaves her apartment for groceries

    Twitter: @milkycarousel

    21.

    In a way we’re ALL in a massive queue leading to a coffin

    Twitter: @lucyprebblish

    22.

    Thoight I’d have a few more years before the kids’ math homework got too hard for me, but looks like I’m tapping out at grade two

    Twitter: @LindsayHameroff

    23.

    fucking obsessed with the titles they give these Lifetime thrillers. Hell friggin yes I want to watch "Swim Instructor Nightmare"

    Twitter: @caitiedelaney

    24.

    My newest passion is making up sex positions when weird dudes ask my favorite. I'm a big fan of the Flying Lacrosse Kick, but I also really like the Tightrope Nanny.

    Twitter: @shannonconways

    25.

    Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone? Me: Hoes mad Therapist: no

    Twitter: @Noorthevirgo

    26.

    omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

    Twitter: @sablaah