23 Viral Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, SOOOO Outrageously Hilarious
"One day you’re young and carefree, the next you find yourself preferring high rise underwear" —@Heatinblack
Large parts of the US and Canada were blanketed with thick wildfire smoke this week, so while we're all inside waiting for the AQI to go down, you might as well catch up on this week's funniest tweets by women!
New York and New Jersey are starting to look like the tupperware after you put spaghetti with tomato sauce in it
— Growing Up Italian (@GrowingUpItalia) June 7, 2023
Make sure you follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter!
1.
[my first day in a drug cartel]
— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 2, 2023
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body
2.
BIG BIG CHICKEN pic.twitter.com/Edo9TMuYo4
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 7, 2023
3.
In high school we added a bunch of random world leaders to our facebook messenger chat, but most were old or unused accounts that were inactive
— Natasha is going to hell (@sura104) June 2, 2023
except for Afghan President Ashraf Ghani, he did notice and manually left our chat. Also he blocked our one friend
4.
My niece came home with a hicky and her parents asked me to talk to her because COOL AUNT 🦸🏽♀️ (that’s 31 with a 15 yr old 😅)
— J*jo S*wa is 39 years old 💇🏼♀️👱🏻 (@arieella_) June 5, 2023
Why I text her “heyyyyy Hicki Minaj 🌝”
Maybe I’m emotionally stunted because there’s no reason to play this much 😭
5.
remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 4, 2023
6.
NO THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR GOOGLE pic.twitter.com/U3DFED21ec
— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) June 7, 2023
7.
One day you’re young and carefree, the next you find yourself preferring high rise underwear
— Heatherhere 🥝🍈🥝 (@Heatinblack) June 5, 2023
8.
I asked my husband if he likes my new makeup better than my old makeup and he got this panicked look on his face, shouted something about a trap, and I haven’t seen him since
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 5, 2023
9.
Just watched a woman pull back into her spot at Costco bc the dude waiting for her honked for her to hurry up. I feel so blessed to have witnessed
— motorized pistachio (@sportsbroad) June 4, 2023
10.
My sister has an original eames chair and this is how she uses it pic.twitter.com/2I26IZAznF
— tara (@proletarat) June 3, 2023
11.
happy pride to all the Barbies I made kiss each other
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 2, 2023
12.
You: You ok? You look sad.
— CynicalTherapist (@CynicalTherapi1) June 4, 2023
Me (knowing that armadillidium vulgaris is the scientific name for a roly poly and they will never understand how metal they really are): It's probably just depression.
13.
My husband may be winning this argument but little does he know I’m about to bring up something he said 10 years that has absolutely no relevance to what we’re arguing about.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 4, 2023
14.
Sorry for my extended absence, I was on vacation*
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 4, 2023
*lying on my bathroom floor moaning
15.
My favorite type of Facebook marketplace sales are "people who gradually realize its impossible to get rid of a piano" pic.twitter.com/fBjMrNNT60
— Lethality Jane🌻 (@LethalityJane) June 7, 2023
16.
Fashion designers: What do you want?
— Laura is never ready (@ericamorecambe) June 4, 2023
Girls: To look like nothing like our mums.
Fashion designers: I know, try mom jeans.
17.
Spent four years in Ohio, and now I get to leave on good behavior
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 1, 2023
18.
My dad told me I sound like Stevie Nicks so I canceled the home I was gonna put him in.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) May 30, 2023
19.
I was talking through my potential arctic monkeys concert outfit w/ my friend (it’s outdoors, it’s gonna be cold out, trying to dress cool but practical). She said “okay but would you be okay with someone throwing a bottle of piss at you with that on?” Now I gotta start over : (
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) June 7, 2023
20.
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice pic.twitter.com/W5gALUpUcl
— jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 (@jeeyonshim) June 6, 2023
21.
something america actually gets right is our commitment to air conditioning and ice cubes in drinks. like yeah healthcare would be nice but my god, room temperature water is an abomination
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 5, 2023
22.
I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 7, 2023
23.
(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan
— anna worm ✨🌸✨ (@frogsforgirls) June 3, 2023
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
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