Buzz·Posted on Mar 3, 201726 Really Great Tweets That Will Cost You Exactly $0 To EnjoyLaughter is free, y'all.by by Alex NaidusBuzzFeed Staff, by Andy GolderBuzzFeed Staff LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. chris wade @saywhatagain Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons 04:13 AM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Daniel "Kibblesmith" @kibblesmith Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle 01:47 AM - 20 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. pascalle @frenchielaboozi ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby 05:40 AM - 14 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. D Duh @d_duhwit "Unlock the car Sharon, I love you. We can make this work." 01:56 PM - 21 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot. 03:34 AM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Yael @elle91 Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs 05:25 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Becks @BecksWelker 7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers 2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014 12:06 AM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Bea_ker @bea_ker GORDON RAMSAY: what the fuck is that ME: it's a banana just a normal banana to eat GORDON RAMSAY: fuck it off 12:37 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. i fw the vision @lowkeyscum Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs 01:36 AM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Truckstop Vigilante @BRENTHOR Who the fuck call laundry sauce 'detergent'? Ok mr scientist lmao 08:00 PM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. NasLost.gif @thebigkhalifa Best friends off the court💪🏾, sworn enemies on it. 👿😡🏀🏀Athletes understand.👌🏾💯💯💯 07:02 PM - 05 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Tamara Yajia @DancesWithTamis Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George? 05:26 AM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. tara shoe @tarashoe love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue 07:14 AM - 11 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ethan Booker @Ethan_Booker Still the greatest news report of all-time by a country mile. 04:54 PM - 09 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan When a zoo animal dies they always call it "beloved" or a "crowd favorite" like there's some animal named "Jimmy the zebra everyone hates" 10:35 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. C.G. Runyon @CGRunyon This is the funniest thing I've ever seen 12:10 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ARSN @hurtmelater 09:20 PM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. audrey farnsworth @audipenny "Come along, Trash Spaceship," I say to my purse as we leave the house. 05:26 PM - 02 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch: -An Idiot Saves the President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats 01:22 AM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Crap Local News @CrapLocalNews Breaking news: 05:45 PM - 13 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who’s Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging* 09:02 PM - 10 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mamí 🌸 @LexEspy1 #petty 03:07 AM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 50shadesofpapikai @tweetsbytyren FEW YEARS AGO I ASKED MY HOMIE TO TRY TO HOLLA AT MY GIRL TO SEE IF SHE WOULD CHEAT ON ME THEY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS NOW & GOT 2KIDS. 08:21 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. chill bill @_BrodieGuwop My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna's birthday 02:05 AM - 19 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. mikky chance. @ievamikalauskas *someone drives the speed limit and is being a safe driver* me: OHHHHMMYYYYYFUUUCCCJKIIINNNNGODDDDDD GOOOOOOOO!!!!… https://t.co/xkM48V9e4V 06:48 AM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Mark Magark @markedly *continues eating while receiving the Heimlich* 08:36 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite