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21 Things We Did In 2015 That'll Look So Fucking Weird In 10 Years

Glitter. Glitter everywhere.

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1. All our mums started posting pictures of inspirational Minion quotes on their Facebooks.

Because nothing in 2015 made any damn sense.
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Because nothing in 2015 made any damn sense.

2. But this was fine compared to actual Minion porn.

By 2025, Minions will have either been totally forgotten about, or will have been actually created IRL and taken over the world.
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By 2025, Minions will have either been totally forgotten about, or will have been actually created IRL and taken over the world.

3. Men walked around with glitter in their beards, which even seemed like a terrible idea at the time.

They'll definitely be regretting it in 10 years when they're still finding the glitter in their beds.
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They'll definitely be regretting it in 10 years when they're still finding the glitter in their beds.

4. And they also all got man buns. In the future, we'll look back at man buns in the same way we look back at wet-look hair-gelled quiffs now.

Instagram: @fashionablyman

Just you wait.

5. We all got completely obsessed with a savoury pear.

This tattoo will be ripe for about two days in 2016, but by 2025 will be all mushy and gross.
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This tattoo will be ripe for about two days in 2016, but by 2025 will be all mushy and gross.

6. Some people gave their dogs perfectly square haircuts, and the dogs looked really sad about it.

Dogs won't stand for this kind of bullying in the future.
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Dogs won't stand for this kind of bullying in the future.

7. We also made jewellery for our cats' buttholes.

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Because apparently 2015 was the year of mildly abusing our pets.

8. Everyone rode around on these crap sideways skateboards and claimed they were hoverboards. Even though they clearly have wheels.

In 2025, real hoverboards will probably exist. Ones that actually hover.
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In 2025, real hoverboards will probably exist. Ones that actually hover.

9. We got drunk in toilets.

Hopefully in 10 years we'll be back to getting drunk in normal places, like pubs, or alone in our bedrooms.
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Hopefully in 10 years we'll be back to getting drunk in normal places, like pubs, or alone in our bedrooms.

10. Teens fucked up their faces trying to make their lips looks like Kylie Jenner's.

Sucking a shot glass really hard to your face was never going to end badly, was it? Oh.

11. People went to the beach in swimming costumes that were actually just a sock for their knob.

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Let us pray we leave the knob sock behind as soon as the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve.

12. Everyone stopped fucking and started Netflix and chilling instead.

You in 2025: "Hey babe, you fancy coming over tonight for some Netflix and chill? ;) ;)"Your crush: "What is a Netflix please leave me alone."
Twitter: @jens_allen

You in 2025: "Hey babe, you fancy coming over tonight for some Netflix and chill? ;) ;)"

Your crush: "What is a Netflix please leave me alone."

13. We made eggs do this.

Of all the things we ruined in 2015, eggs were maybe the most upsetting.
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Of all the things we ruined in 2015, eggs were maybe the most upsetting.

14. And we put kale into smoothies, because clearly we hated ourselves.

Smoothies are supposed to be sweet and delicious. Kale is bitter and gross.
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Smoothies are supposed to be sweet and delicious. Kale is bitter and gross.

15. Two brothers opened a café where they only sold bowls of cereal, and people actually went to it.

Maybe in 10 years we'll have finally realised that cereal is actually a bit crap anyway.
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Maybe in 10 years we'll have finally realised that cereal is actually a bit crap anyway.

16. Someone invented these.

They were supposed to be an April Fool's Day prank, but now they're thinking about actually making them exist and selling them to actual human beings who are alive and presumably have jobs and friends.
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They were supposed to be an April Fool's Day prank, but now they're thinking about actually making them exist and selling them to actual human beings who are alive and presumably have jobs and friends.

17. Thousands of us mourned the death of a random raccoon that died on the street in Toronto.

RIP, Toronto raccoon. We will remember you forever.
Twitter: @jasonwagar

RIP, Toronto raccoon. We will remember you forever.

18. People said "same" or "it me" to basically everything that happened.

Is it you though? Is it really?
Twitter: @lazymacbeth

Is it you though? Is it really?

19. Everyone decided to go to some random kid's flute recital in California.

Even though there was a chance of rain. True fans, all of us.
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Even though there was a chance of rain. True fans, all of us.

20. People made their fingernails look like this. For fashion.

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Nooooooooooo.

21. And people listened to Iggy Azalea.