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    Jul 6, 2015

    21 Confessions Of People Who Flake

    To flake is human; to flake and eat pizza at home is divine.

    1. First of all: We never mean to ruin your plans.

    Paramount

    Seriously. We're not flaky on purpose.

    2. When we RSVP "YES" to something, we're actually usually pretty excited to go.

    Warner Bros.

    A party? YES! I've forgotten that I hate those!

    3. ...In fact, the actual flakiness tends to hit the day OF the event.

    CBS

    On second thought... Netflix.

    4. Sometimes we even get all dressed up to go somewhere and flake RIGHT BEFORE.

    Bravo

    You can't control when the flakiness hits. Pray for us.

    5. Not everyone who's flaky is anti-social. Some people flake because they made too many plans.

    Bravo

    Social butterflies! Or, like... social snowflakes.

    6. Look, sometimes we flake because we've had a rough day at work or school and deserve time alone.

    Fox

    You know the feeling. We've all been there.

    7. And sometimes we flake because something better came along. RUDE BUT TRUE.

    Bravo

    How was I supposed to know my friend would call up with last minute Rihanna tickets? You can go to Fuddruckers by yourself, I guess.

    8. I mean, honestly, flaking definitely makes us feel guilty...

    ABC

    "Yikes."

    9. ...But that guilt is swiftly counteracted by the RUSH of canceling plans.

    Comedy Central

    It's hard to find something that feels this good and is still legal.

    10. We think of deadlines as gentle suggestions.

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    Like. What's the worst that could happen? Besides panic. And tears. And rage-eating.

    11. And group projects? Prime for flake-age, honestly. We'll do our part at home, alone.

    DreamWorks Pictures

    It's not like this is ever going to be done on time anyway.

    12. And of course we're also annoyed by (other) flaky people.

    Whisper

    We know this is annoying behavior.

    13. OK, yes, nine times out of 10, "I have food poisoning" is a lie.

    Paramount Pictures

    I can't go after all. My, um. Homunculus is inflamed.

    14. We've lyingly killed off so many family members to get out of going to things, we practically need to make a spreadsheet to keep track.

    MemeCrunch

    "It turns out I can't go because my grandmother's cousin's goldfish is sick."

    15. But we come up with these excuses because, while we don't want to hang out with you right now or ever, we still LOVE YOU!

    YouTube / Jenna Marbles

    It's an act of courtesy, if you really think about it.

    16. After all, the truth would just be devastating to the ones we adore.

    Bravo

    The truth hurts.

    17. No, of course we didn't really "forget" to call you back.

    NBC

    But you probably already knew that.

    18. Also we figure that if we've talked to you online, there's really no NEED to later hang out in person.

    MTV Films

    We're not flaking if we've technically already hung out. Cyber-ly. Right?

    19. Most of the time, we know people don't believe us. Even when we're being honest about why we need to flake!

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    😔

    20. It takes a long time to admit you're a flake.

    YouTube

    The first step is admitting you have a problem.

    21. And we always hold on to the belief that, next time, we won't flake.

    Channel 4

    So here's to next time! maybe!

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