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21 Confessions Of People Who Flake

To flake is human; to flake and eat pizza at home is divine.

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7. And sometimes we flake because something better came along. RUDE BUT TRUE.

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How was I supposed to know my friend would call up with last minute Rihanna tickets? You can go to Fuddruckers by yourself, I guess.

14. We've lyingly killed off so many family members to get out of going to things, we practically need to make a spreadsheet to keep track.

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"It turns out I can't go because my grandmother's cousin's goldfish is sick."

15. But we come up with these excuses because, while we don't want to hang out with you right now or ever, we still LOVE YOU!

18. Also we figure that if we've talked to you online, there's really no NEED to later hang out in person.

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We're not flaking if we've technically already hung out. Cyber-ly. Right?

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