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21 Confessions Of People Who Flake

To flake is human; to flake and eat pizza at home is divine.

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7. And sometimes we flake because something better came along. RUDE BUT TRUE.

Bravo

How was I supposed to know my friend would call up with last minute Rihanna tickets? You can go to Fuddruckers by yourself, I guess.

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14. We've lyingly killed off so many family members to get out of going to things, we practically need to make a spreadsheet to keep track.

MemeCrunch

"It turns out I can't go because my grandmother's cousin's goldfish is sick."

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