Nancy Downs, a badass witch with a killer lipstick game, is the queen of facial expressions.
As such, chances are she can perfectly articulate whatever it is you're thinking with just a glance. Even in very specific situations. Like, for example...
1. When you figure out someone's HBO GO password.
2. When someone wants to talk about going on a cleanse.
3. When a stranger makes an obvious observation.
4. When you see a Facebook message from an ex.
5. When someone tries to one-up your jokes.
6. When you spot a mirror.
7. When someone in your group of friends describes another woman as a "basic bitch."
8. When someone replies earnestly to your sarcasm.
9. When you're stuck behind a slow walker.
10. When someone responds to your texts with nothing but an eggplant emoji.
11. When you save a Crunchwrap from falling off the table and NO ONE says thank you.
12. When your hairdresser leaves you looking like Billy Ray Cyrus circa always and is just like "Oops, sorry."
13. When you try Four Loko for the first time.
14. When you finally realize your Spotify tracks have been posting to your Facebook and everyone can see that you've been listening to "Enema of the State" for three days.
15. When people warn you about online dating.
16. When someone repeats something YOU'VE JUST SAID as if it's new information.
17. When someone drops the word "millennial" into conversation.
18. When someone says "LOL" out loud.
19. When you hear a mosquito but don't see it.
20. When your crush likes your photo.
21. When it's Monday.
22. When it's Friday.
23. When something is described as "moist."
24. When a thirsty stranger honks at you from his car.
25. When you're trying to figure out how normal people socialize.
Now go forth and unleash these out into the world.
