How Miami Are You, Really?
You're from Ft. Lauderdale, aren't you? And that's perfectly OK. Miami definitely isn't for everyone. But we'll save a spot in the shade for you when you visit.
You love Miami and dream about living here and partying with Will Smith all night on the beach 'til the break of dawn. You own or would seriously consider buying a tank top that says "I'm in Miami, Bitch."
You're the real deal. You were born and/or raised in Miami, and still have strong roots there, but likely moved away. You know someone who knows someone who once talked to Trina.
If you were any more Miami, you'd be a corrupt politician. You were born and raised in Miami and likely still call it home. You know the REAL Miami isn't a backdrop for a music video; it's home sweet home.