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27 Little Things All People Obsessed With Makeup Are Guilty Of

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7. Seriously considering stabbing anyone who says "but you look prettier without makeup!" with a mascara wand.

8. Having to shut someone down for bringing up the old "makeup is for insecure people" argument.

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"Let's talk about literally anything else, like how perfect my highlight looks right now."

13. Having no time for ignorant fools who ask why you own several red lipsticks.

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"Do you really expect me to go my entire life having to choose between a cool red, a warm red, a matte red, a glossy red, and a vampy red with berry undertones like some kind of HEATHEN?"

14. Being genuinely confused by people who don't realize it takes at least six products and real skill to achieve a "natural look."

22. People-watching by thinking how you'd perfect strangers' makeup looks.

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"That lady yelling in the DMV would look sensational with a smoky plum eye and a nude lip!"

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