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13 Things Minions Know About Despair

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1. They would know that death? Is inevitable.

2. And they'd know that life is filled with suffering.

3. They would know that the things you possess eventually possess you.

4. They would give themselves into a deep and terrible apathy as death circles ever closer.

5. They would know that nothing is so cruel as the smoldering embers of a hope soon extinguished.

6. They would understand that even in pleasure there is pain.

7. And they'd see that we flail, numb, against the prison walls of our own existence.

8. They would long for sleep to mask the noisy turmoil of waking life.

9. They would know that laughter is a dying mind's last refuge against a creeping fear.

10. They'd realize that our best plans are no match for death's tyrannical grip over us all.

11. And they would know that the greatest joke is our insistence that we matter.

12. They would know far too much about the abyss.

And, finally...

13. And they would know that we are but the voiceless playthings of terrible machines.