What is usually means: A tool used for opening the can of tuna that's been at the back of your pantry since 2002.
What it means to lefties: An instrument of death that makes you shift into a series of angles that human bodies are not made to withstand.
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What it usually means: A place to keep your papers and thoughts organized until the snaps come apart and everything goes flying to the floor.
What it means to lefties: A tool forged in hell to annoy you as you attempt to write.
What it usually means: Preparing food when you should have just ordered pizza.
What it means to lefties: Wrestling with a saucepan that has a lip on the wrong side so that you end up sloshing half your cooking liquid all over the counter like some moron in a late-night infomercial. Although thank goodness for these things.
What it usually means: A person who favors his or her left hand when writing and performing other functions. Also, sometimes it means political stuff.
What is means to lefties: A person who puts up with a lot of crap.
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