1. Handsome Squidward (SpongeBob Squarepants)
2. Backpack (Dora the Explorer)
3. Goofy & Pluto (Various)
4. The Red Guy (Cow And Chicken)
He walks on his butt, which is never clothed. Ever. Cultivate an iota of chill, pls.
5. CatDog (CatDog)
6. Freaky Fred (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
He lured a young dog into the bathroom to shave him. So. The less said about this guy, the better.
7. The Blue Thing (also from Courage the Cowardly Dog)
8. This Cow (Adventure Time)
What is that and why is it smiling and also where did it buy those tiny glasses?
9. Old Man Hunger (Ren & Stimpy)
So besides being perpetually naked and prone to nibbling on people, the creepiest thing about this dude is the question of WHY his butt is bandaged. What was he... up to?