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The People Of Leicester Suffered A Horrific Fate Last Night When Its Nando's Ran Out Of Chicken

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" – The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2.

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But according to ITV News, last night, it didn't.

@NandosUK So... There are no chickens at your Leicester restaurant. Talk to me about that...??!!!!

Declan Harvey@NewsDeclan

@NandosUK So... There are no chickens at your Leicester restaurant. Talk to me about that...??!!!!

9:12 PM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@NandosUK I'm still coming to terms with what happen. One colleague is inconsolable. It was the restaurant onGranby Street

Nesta@NestaMcG

@NandosUK I'm still coming to terms with what happen. One colleague is inconsolable. It was the restaurant onGranby Street 🐥🐣🐔

10:12 AM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

According to ITV, the situation has been resolved.

@NewsDeclan Sorry to hear about this Declan, we've picked it up with the restaurant.

Nando's@NandosUK

@NewsDeclan Sorry to hear about this Declan, we've picked it up with the restaurant.

11:47 AM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

A lot of people on the Internet are being cynical about the importance of this breaking news story.

STOP THE PRESS!!! News ALERT !"@ITVCentral: Anger as Nando's runs out of chicken in Leicester http://t.co/m1vbxABIxg "

Gears@gears

STOP THE PRESS!!! News ALERT !"@ITVCentral: Anger as Nando's runs out of chicken in Leicester
http://t.co/m1vbxABIxg "

1:44 PM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I demand public enquiry RT @TomMcArthur: BREAKING: Nando's Leicester is out of chicken. This is how it starts, people http://t.co/x30u9hObYI

Duncan Hooper@DuncanHooperMSN

I demand public enquiry RT @TomMcArthur: BREAKING: Nando's Leicester is out of chicken. This is how it starts, people http://t.co/x30u9hObYI

1:41 PM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is actual news @josieallchin: Worst nightmare. Customers 'inconsolable' as Leicester Nando's runs out of chicken http://t.co/gz5kppuGRL

Seb Joseph@seb_joseph

This is actual news @josieallchin: Worst nightmare. Customers 'inconsolable' as Leicester Nando's runs out of chicken http://t.co/gz5kppuGRL

1:35 PM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This might be the thin end of the wedge.

Last year a chicken wing shortage in America prompted this vital Fox News report and a debate as to whether McDonald's or renewable fuel regulatory mandates were to blame.

It would be scaremongering to suggest that this story might be the start of a national crisis that could ultimately affect everyone in Britain, INCLUDING the Prime Minister himself.

But we shouldn't discount this possibility.

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