1. This is the Leicester Branch of Nando’s. And last night something terrible happened there.
3. But according to ITV News, last night, it didn’t.
6. According to ITV, the situation has been resolved.
7. A lot of people on the Internet are being cynical about the importance of this breaking news story.
10. And they’re wrong.
12. It would be scaremongering to suggest that this story might be the start of a national crisis that could ultimately affect everyone in Britain, INCLUDING the Prime Minister himself.
But we shouldn’t discount this possibility.