No doubt about it. This is a strong start to a thread.
Responses started vaguely reasonable:
But pretty soon we had this: "We once had a huge row about curtain ties. It got quite nasty - he called me 'stupid' and I called him 'a big fat ugly pig'."
Then: "[We] had an argument over the existence of manatees. He doesn't believe in them apparently"
"We had an argument about why ducks cross the road when their pond is on the other side."
Other reasons included an attempt to assemble a trampoline which lead to the poster's partner moving out for two days.
The NINE TIMES TABLE.
THE SURFACE AREA TO VOLUME RATIO OF BIG PENGUINS VS SMALL PENGUINS.
And still they kept coming.
Whether or not buffalo mozarella actually comes from buffaloes.
The sewerage system.
The future of the eurozone.
England's football team.
Rearranging the dishwasher after it's been loaded.
A plastic moustache.
Tomatoes (cherry vs normal).
Who chose to watch Panic Room.
The correct way to paint a door.