Whether or not buffalo mozarella actually comes from buffaloes.
The sewerage system.
The future of the eurozone.
England’s football team.
Rearranging the dishwasher after it’s been loaded.
A plastic moustache.
Tomatoes (cherry vs normal).
Who chose to watch Panic Room.
The correct way to paint a door.
11. It went on, and on, and on. Still, at least they didn’t end up in divorce. Oh:
Ex-husband/—cock of epic proportions— cited as an example of MY unreasonable behaviour in the divorce petition (this being the ex-husband who was a serial adulterer) that I stormed off at a James Blunt concert because I didn’t agree with the queue he’d chosen. No, I didn’t agree, because he was in the one for picking up tickets and WE ALREADY HAD OURS. But the intransigent bugger wouldn’t listen.
Even my lawyer laughed.
Ex-husband and I once rowed about who would have custody of the child we didn’t have, if we got the divorce that we weren’t planning. Then anyhoo. The divorce came later…