they forgot to announce it at the grammies, but the next pope is gonna be mumford and sons— Dixon Cashwell
Surely in 2013 the new Pope should be decided by reality show? Iâ€™m pitching â€˜So You Think You Can Pontificate?â€™. #poperealityshows— Dominic Knight
Just asked mr elder who the new pope should be and he said Justin Bieber— tzarina
Have they made Justin Bieber the new Pope or something?— Richard Street
Well with linkedin and all it should be easy to find a new pope— John Loscalzo
I think the Pope should regenerate as a woman. It should obviously be Helen Mirren.— Stuart Nathan
Can’t we just make one of the One Direction lads the new Pope?— Jesse Hawken
@George_Lewis I heard that all of One Direction will be the Pope.— Tom Williams
Oprah should be the new Pope. We shall call her ‘Poprah’. http://t.co/nj2N3EJY— matt
Now the Pope’s on Twitter, don’t we all get to choose the next one? In which case, it’s between @caitlinmoran and One Direction— Robert Rea
the next pope-off should be held like American idol!— liberallisa
It’s 2013. I think the Catholic Church should modernize and select the new Pope by Hunger Games.— Eric Rovie
Itâ€™s time for a Cat Pope #catpope— The Egonomist
My nominations for Pope are as follows:
1. BeyoncÃ©End list.— IncrediblyRich
I hope Beyonce is the new #pope— Hannah Gadsby
Can the next Pope be Beyonce please?— Richard M
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